Factually Biased

Wealthy, international playboy, ruthlessly efficient, leader of men, pleasantly sarcastic.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Trump ripped up the walkway between the West Wing and the mansion to replace it with polished African granite carved in Italy. "Paid for by me," he claimed. Except that's not true. Taxpayers paid $689,232, per documents obtained by @michaelscherer https://t.co/7l2bkD0MIH

[Michael Bento @MichaelPBento]

It's amazing how 6 hours after the DOJ was ordered to release the unredacted Epstein files we are back to full on airstrikes in Iran.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Few of us have access to full information on how Trump lost the Iran War. But we can all see the fiasco Trump has made of the 250th anniversary celebrations. Watching Trump fail at something easy helps illustrate why he was doomed to mess up anything difficult.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@stoolpresidente

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@UF @EDSecMcMahon This is embarrassing as an (usually) proud alumni.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran, all he has to do is become their president.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@conorsen Not nearly low enough to reflect our current reality.

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@skyler_higley Or be made Secretary of Health and Human services, yet here we are…

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@NewReaganCaucus Our adversaries are not Trump’s adversaries, unfortunately.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@AP

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@itsqail This is Altima erasure

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@BrendanCarrFCC Fascism, how does it work?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

We completely obliterated Iran’s nuclear program. It’s gone. Fake news will never admit this.

So anyway, we have to send hundreds of billions of dollars worth of equipment to the Middle East and have a major war to stop Iran from building nuclear weapons.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@nwblackmon Expansion was the absolute worst though and everything is less exciting late in the season now, so…

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@GatorsFB Absolutely lazy, garbage hire. Napier 2.0. Please don’t call to request donations any time soon.

[Factually Biased @jtk27]

@talia_baia An uninspired, lazy hire. We should start saving up for the inevitable buyout in 2028.