-jt

adops nerd. marketing jock. beer consumer. drenched in sarcasm. uncomfortable. {"opinions": ["frequently mine", "sometimes other's", "never the employer's"]}

[-jt @jtot415]

I don’t know where to put this but I know it deserves to be pinned...

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

The baby announcement game done changed

[-jt @jtot415]

@aripap @NatrianMaxwell @AdtechGod “But can you clearly explain how it works in technical terms?”

is less interesting than…

“What’s you’re spirit animal?”

[-jt @jtot415]

@aripap 1) Maybe they are asleep by 5pmET; 2) stream on the balcony, 3) avoid the legal implications of setting a public bus on fire.

[-jt @jtot415]

My wife at the local catholic school BBQ:
“the problem is, everyone I am not pregnant I get pregnant.”
—
The principal:
“Did you know that the 6th kid is free at Thomas More?!”
—
Me: “wanna see how long I can hold this firework🧨”
—
My kids: “here, the mountains are still blue”.

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@shopaditi @EricTilbury_RTB Is “show-level” the same as the new Beeswax DSP content_id macro?
Or are those separate and distinct reporting attributes?

[-jt @jtot415]

@EricTilbury_RTB The ability to buy into a PMP that guarantees granular reporting is exactly what is needed for prospecting into graduated inventory pipeline.

[Eric Tilbury - Programmatic @EricTilbury_RTB]

BTW: Beeswax (Freewheel) gives you CTV show level reporting right in their UI. You can also get a PMP from Freewheel that buys only publishers that have opted into show level reporting. It's very cool. No, this post isn't sponsored. I just think it's very cool and easy.

[-jt @jtot415]

If anyone is looking for last-minute gift inspiration for your wife on mother’s day….
Costco has mops and vacuums 25% off right now.
💅
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https://t.co/LGHD8ZLQQT

[-jt @jtot415]

Hey @barebottle is this safe to drink?
The can isn’t leaking but is “squeezable”?
Purchased at Whole Foods Stonestown

[-jt @jtot415]

@AdtechGod Claude accidentally copy pasted the whole cell within a DCM export instead of clicking inside the cell.
“” - 100% impression discrepancy.

[-jt @jtot415]

If the restaurant menu has a picture of a blue-colored mixed drink.
You are in the wrong place.
Just close up shop and head home.

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

these two things pull up to the function you know some baby laxative is getting ingested

[-jt @jtot415]

Hello fellow geriatrics…
how do you do?

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

And today’s popular music: “blockade” by Trump.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Doctor Trump Ad 🤣

[-jt @jtot415]

TIL:
Your kids don’t care how that work doc review went.
Act like it when you get home.

[-jt @jtot415]

@plainly_andy Gummo

[-jt @jtot415]

Late night trip to @Target serramonte

[-jt @jtot415]

Hey @ContainerStore how is it that 50% of these shoe storage tabs break in the first week? 👟🧐

[-jt @jtot415]

I don’t know who needs to hear this…
But the cheapest and easiest way to cover that ugly electrical panel
🔌
Is just to buy some iPhone photo prints on @Canvaspop
💅

[-jt @jtot415]

Maxx Crosby gone go crazy in the AFC North.
These are the least-worst 2 first-rounders ever.
For the next 3 years:
This dude sacking: 1/ Deion baby, 2/joe’s whole line, 3/steelers next superstar quarterback.