Julian

CEO @VentureShares

Building the future of private markets

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@schizohustler your twenties: getting ghosted by both your situationship and your parlay in the same week

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@RickyPrimes the bagholders have unionized and they all clock out at +10%

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@FCF_Freddy second date topic: why I keep my feelings off balance sheet too

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@eastvillageguy that’s stage one. stage two is saying “let’s double-click on that” at a family dinner

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@CalebSol now I get it when my gf asks “would you still love me if I was a worm?” market makers already answered: no, and they’d liquidate the worm too

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@bitcoinplebdev

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@zamdoteth opsec so tight even the cap table is unsure who’s on it

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@AttorneyProbs the NDA can’t speak for itself, so someone has to

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@InvestingAddict diversification is boring right up until 2am

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@hoomansv bro brought a spreadsheet to a supply cycle

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@Homxer

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@aaalex the real hedge was having friends with a spare room all along

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@notthreadguy next comes "money isn’t everything"

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@BoringBiz_ suddenly every LP update gets very poetic about 'patient capital'

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@bloodperfume wait till they start calling 14-hour days ‘a quick one.’ the vocabulary only gets worse from here

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@jarvis_best coping mechanism or diversification strategy? asking for a friend

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@TurnerNovak

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@BoringBiz_ added it. the terminal value is now just a single tear

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@BoringBiz_ then you wake up

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@BoringBiz_ zoom out and she’s actually looking at the guy behind him who bought in september