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To follow is an honour, to be followed, a privilege!!

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

This was Peter Obi’s handover note at the end of his tenure as Anambra state governor.

The first and last of its kind. Peter Obi is him, bro.

Alhamdulillah, I’m not backing nonsense or a criminal! ❤️

[Ihunanya Chi ❤️ @Ihunanya_chi]

Muslims told me:
“You Christians sin freely because you believe Jesus died for your sins. That’s why you people drink, commit adultery, and fornicate. Your Bible doesn’t even really condemn it.”

I replied:
“No, you’re wrong. The Bible says ‘all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.’ Nobody on earth lived a sinless life except Jesus. And His death is not a license to keep sinning, the Bible clearly forbids that.”

He pressed:
“Islam condemns sin, but your Bible doesn’t. That’s why you people do so much nonsense.”

I said:
“Show me where the Quran condemns Muhammad’s sins, and I’ll show you where the Bible confronted people’s sin.”

He went quiet for a while… then finally said:
“Muhammad was not a sinner at all. All prophets were perfect.”

I answered:
“If he wasn’t a sinner, why did he constantly beg for forgiveness? And why did Allah forgive his past and future sins?”

Silence again.
Then he found his strength:
“Why do Christians live in sin?”

I shot back:
“Why did Muhammad live in sin? He had relations with a slave girl, lusted after his adopted son’s wife, and then married her.”

More silence.
Then he tried a new angle:
“Even Jesus was a sinner! He got angry and threw people’s goods in the temple.”

I laughed and said:
“Ah, so you’ve just confirmed you know Muhammad was a sinner. The only way out is to drag Jesus into the mess. For the record, Jesus didn’t sin. He was righteously angry that they turned His Father’s house into a marketplace and disobey what God said in Isaiah 56:7.”

Then I dropped this bomb:
“Do you even know that Allah said if people stop committing sins, He will wipe them out and replace them with people who will sin so He can forgive them?”

“By Him in Whose Hand is my soul, if you did not commit sins, Allah would have swept you out of existence and would have brought a people who would commit sins, then ask for forgiveness, and He would forgive them.”

He replied:
“See I’m not a scholar… I can’t explain this. I’ll check it later.”

So I finished:
“Jesus death and resurrection is not a license to sin. Paul already shut that down in Romans 6:1. Christians who keep sinning are going against God’s Word. But Muslims who keep sinning? They’re doing exactly what Allah said He wants.”

[Justrumple Rumple @justrumple]

@Chikwe_I No be small thing. 🕯

[GAZAWOOD - The Pallywood Saga - BACKUP @GAZAWOOD2]

Palestinian adults push kids toward soldiers while staying safe and hidden in the background, surrounded by photographers encouraging the spectacle.

In this video: 11-year-old Ahed Tamimi yelling, 'I will k!ll you and all your sons' at Israeli soldiers.

[Justrumple Rumple @justrumple]

@BashirAhmaad I honestly no know why Davido descended so low to dey follow you talk. You must be so happy deep down say 001 dey follow you talk. @davido abeg no come down to this confused lunatic level. He has nothing to offer and we know it. 2027 go show am it's no longer business as usual

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

“Between Obi, Atiku, and Tinubu, I’m carefully choosing Obi. No two ways about it.”
— Deji

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

‘Forger-in-Chief’ Bola Tinubu Now Forges Catholic Youth Organization (CYON) Press Release to Counter Cardinal Onaiyekan’s Remarks on Worsening Economic Hardship, Insecurity https://t.co/VqtRrqIx7T

[Justrumple Rumple @justrumple]

@Iyoaiye_ You think Catholics are like ur religion that are taught to lie and kill as long as it benefits you. If only you know the authority cardinals hold in the catholic church you'd know their opinion is well respected. These are the people that elect the pope. No dey smoke kolos

[AYO @Ayo_Munchies]

@Iyoaiye_ This is the logo of the CHRISTIAN YOUTH ORGANIZATION OF NIGERIA (CYON). This is obviously a fake letter just like the fake priests brandished by the APC leading up to the 2023 elections so I’m not surprised.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

PALESTINIAN TERRORIST: "The minute I get the mission inside Israel, even if it is in a house with children, I will blow myself up. I will not regret it even if it is a nursery full of kids."

Does anyone believe you can make peace with these savages?

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Former Delta State Governor Ifeanyi Okowa signed the Delta State Pension and Other Benefits Law for former governors after completing eight years in office.

Annual pension of ₦50 million.

A furnished duplex in Delta State or any other state in the country worth ₦300 million.

A gratuity of 350% of his basic salary after his first term.

A gratuity of 450% of his basic salary after his second term.

A pension equivalent to 70% of his basic salary after his first term.

A pension equivalent to 80% of his basic salary after his second term.

Medical treatment for himself and members of his immediate family.

Two vehicles, including a utility vehicle worth at least ₦20 million each, every two years.

Two armed police officers and one Department of State Services (DSS) officer.

A 15-day annual vacation to any destination of his choice, along with other benefits.

An office with four aides, while each of the four domestic staff receives ₦100,000 monthly.

[Balatic (PO=Comp+Integrity+Equity) @Balatic]

A trader teaching a professor how to be a decent person 🙆🏽‍♂️

Professor of Acrimony, @CCSoludo, I hope you know you’re a stain on the title you bear.

On this occasion of your birthday, I encourage you to reflect deeply on your life.

How can you, a professor, be supporting someone without any irrefutable evidence of formal education to be ruining your country??? Someone that embodies criminality!!!

Professorship is the pinnacle of ‘character and learning’. Reflect on yourself and check if you live up to the expectations of that title.

If your own son, Ozonna, as wayward as he seems, comes out publicly to shade you, something is terribly wrong with you.

I hope it’s not too late for you to begin to correct some of the damage you have done to yourself.

Happy birthday 🎈

[Israel Heart 🇮🇱 @heart_ISR]

The DEVIL is gone.
Israel never forgets.
Mossad never forgives.

The IDF has eliminated Hamas terrorist Zahir Ibrahim Khalil Abu Salem. who abducted, raped and murdered two Israeli girls on October 7th, In an intelligence based operation.

He had changed his identity and lived in Gaza, working as a street vendor.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Despite denials from the South African Police in Bellville, Cape Town,

This video shows South African police officers restraining Chika Ibe, a Nigerian from Abia State, in a manner that involved strangulation and suffocation.

Sadly, Chika Ibe later died following this. South Africa is a vile xenophobic hostile shithole for black Africans.

[Justrumple Rumple @justrumple]

@Chikwe_I @WFP @WFPChief All the best Doc. Pls be safe.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Palestinian terrorists fired RPGs at ambulances, shot women and children, and dragged corpses through the streets on October 7, 2023, while chanting “Allahu Akbar.”

Israel is still the one being called “genocidal.”

Has the world lost its moral compass completely?

[Chikwe Ihekweazu @Chikwe_I]

As we pass the tragic mark of 1000 deaths in the #Ebola outbreak in #DRC, @WHO incident manager Thierno Balde @Prof_TBalde outlines the struggles and challenges, from Kisangani to Bunia to camps for displaced people.

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Did you know that the impostor in Aso Rock allocated N6.44bn in the budget for Special Presidential intervention for the 2026 World Cup?

Nigeria missed out on the World Cup in November 2025, yet the budget was signed in 2026.

Is that a mistake or a criminal act?

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Ebonyi mansion allegedly linked to senator has gone viral.

A video of a Mansion in Ebonyi State allegedly belonging to Senator Kenneth Eze of Ebonyi Central has gone viral with Nigerians questioning how a lawmaker could afford such a property on a senator’s salary.

Watch What’s Trending With @OjyOkpe

[Justrumple Rumple @justrumple]

@RealQueenBee__ Thats why he never won any reasonable case as a lawyer. A man who was favoured with a SAN he never merited.