jvab

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Interviewer "But have you ever even been to Clacton?"

Count Binface "No because I have learnt from the incumbent MP that is part of the job."

🤣

[Lisa Mckenzie @redrumlisa]

#Newsnight Count Binface has just rawed the whole of Newsnights calibre as the National broadcasters flagship politics show
Binface says "Newsnight used to do proper investigative journalism and now its a panel show podcast"

Brilliant

[Desirée Townsend @Cheering4Change]

You better believe I have the resolve to follow this through. Senator Mitch McConnell is incapacitated. There is no other way to look at this, I don’t care if he’s in rehab, in a step down unit, or most likely still plugged into life-support and the ICU. But his inability to come to the Senate floor and vote and move appropriation bills forward, throws my military and federal government workforce followers into food bank lines. So you better believe that not only am I going to have the resolve to follow-through I am going to raise pure hell on the Hill next week if someone doesn’t get this man to resign or pull the plug. This is the last time they are going to put the military and federal workforce through this BS.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Tanita Tikaram💙 @tanita_tikaram]

Whatever the outcome of the Clacton By Election any man who fights for democracy & an end to corruption in 30°C heat with a bin on his head & still keeps us laughing has won my awe & admiration .

[Craig F̶o̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ @Craig_Foster]

Thanks to Infantino and Trump, the World Cup is now caught in a maelstrom of conspiracy theories, consistency is non-existent, and perceptions of favoritism and bias rampant.

Balogun’s red card was explicitly classified as serious foul play following VAR review. However, the Disciplinary Committee not only failed to impose the additional match penalty, it suspended implementation for one year on probation, after Trump called the FIFA President.

In contrast, England’s Quansah received the minimum two-match ban for serious foul play against Mexico.

We now have more controversy, a complete lack of consistency and integrity, new precedents, widespread criticism and scepticism, and overt politicisation of on-field decisions.

And this comes after the VAR ruled out an Egyptian goal in their round of 16 match, then failed to apply exactly the same process for a penalty for Egypt, fuelling further perceptions of bias.

Unfortunately, once one nation is given special treatment, the supposed independence of the process is fatally undermined, every decision thrown into doubt, and trust erased.

The beautiful game deserves far better.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Edward Jenner

His genius pioneering smallpox vaccine paved the way for vaccinations which went on to save millions of lives

A hero of science and medicine

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Trump just formally admitted that they can't win the election. In announcing the reality that they are fucked, he went ahead and fired all remaining commissioners on the federal election commission.

THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!

[Terry Sweetman @Terrytoo69]

I think it's time Albo conceded that the Jillian Segal appointment was a bad call and dismissed her.

[Francis Gregory @BScheckometer]

‘It is Harry's personal touch that elevates this community, Christopher Cox, the U.S. Team captain, told ABC News.
"When the prince comes ... he's personable. He'll talk to [Invictus competitors], share experiences of his combat experiences with theirs’.

[jane 💫🇪🇺 @janeturnbull17]

This is Jon Harvey aka satirist Binface . He’s actually a highly intelligent man with sound political views-a pro democracy centrist . Sounds a better candidate for gvmt than most of the current bunch 🤷‍♀️

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Governor Ron DeSantis passed the Stop WOKE Act that made it illegal for college professors to teach ideas he didn't like. A federal court just overturned it.

[Tom the whistleblower @blowingtom2]

Probably Sarah Ferguson’s worst interview to date. This guy schooled her and she was left stumbling.

[stranger @strangerous10]

Segal insists it’s too “difficult” to answer how she justifies attacking ABC’s Gaza coverage, when just 4 of “literally thousands” Ombudsman complaints are actually substantiated.🙄
Pathetic
Then attacks ombudsman’s “standards”, wants her personally endorsed standards.
Dangerous

[Josh Bornstein @JoshBBornstein]

Yesterday was another strange day at the Royal Commission into antisemitism. It was bizarre to see the ABC and SBS being questioned about whether their news coverage was biased against Israel. Baseless & irrelevant .And Jillian Segal again running pro Israel propaganda.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Labour donor Dale Vince has pledged to fund Count Binface's campaign against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

[@SabriSun_Miller]

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

So @Telstra was actually WARNED that this monumental stuff-up could happen. And they did nothing. Truly, it is the most incompetent company in the country. https://t.co/ylEV47ghZL

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

There is now no living person using an iron lung

Because vaccines work

https://t.co/kkNUlquJpx

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

“Norway didn’t qualify for the World Cup for 28 years?"

Haaland: "I’m 25, so it’s not my fault.”

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂