Jeff Watton

#Nebrasketball degenerate, Arizona resident. Corporate finance executive.

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

62% of young Americans like socialism.

Most don’t know what socialism is.

They think China is successful socialism.

China is not socialist.

China is capitalist.

When China was socialist, the Great Leap Forward killed upwards of 55 million.

We have a major education problem.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Bill Maher: “Have you heard about Burrito Gate? ... A student had commented... a burrito shouldn’t cost $20. It shouldn’t cost $20 because it doesn’t. It costs $20 because this kid factored in somebody bringing it to him in an Uber.”

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Hero

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Kansas kids are walking into school and locking their phones away like it’s prison intake.

Kansas City’s district dropped $150,000 on actual phone lockers after the state banned them completely.

Students hand them over before the first bell and don’t see them again until the final one.

They’re treating phones like contraband now, an this is either the smartest thing schools have done in years… or the start of something a lot of teenagers are going to hate.

Writer: Val

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

NBA players Lonzo Ball and Michael Porter Jr. say they would dominate the WNBA as 8th or 9th graders

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

“I’m sorry about Peanut. He was a brave patriot.”

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

250 years.

God Bless America. 🇺🇸

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

@sweatystartup Wear a diaper.

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

Haters are gonna hate. But, Bryan is funny.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Am hoping to make the Forbes 30 under 30 this year.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The UFC 250 stage looks sick. Hope the event goes well. It's an awesome card and it's a cool idea.

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

Lol

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Waymo has purchased Apple's 5,500-acre self-driving car Arizona proving ground for $220 million. The location includes a 115-acre city course, a 35-acre vehicle dynamics area, a 4-mile oval track, and a freeway course for AV testing.

Apple spent 10 years and $10 billion on its self-driving car project before cancelling it because it couldn't achieve its objectives.
https://t.co/2Wvbm6mHpQ

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

@AmjadTakaleh @multiplanet1 Elon built his own wealth. He did not inherit money.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

I wonder how Kamala would have done in this room?

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

🚨JUST IN: The White House has just released new details from President Trump’s bilateral sit-down with Xi Jinping

Several major wins are already being highlighted:

- Cracking down on the flow of fentanyl precursors from China into the United States

- Pushing China to buy more AMERICAN OIL instead of relying on Iranian supplies through the Strait of Hormuz (China takes ~90% of Iran’s oil exports)

- Boosting Chinese purchases of U.S. agricultural products

- China voicing opposition to Iran imposing tolls in the Strait of Hormuz

- Clear mutual agreement that Iran will not be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

- Agreement to end the militarization of the Strait

[Brian Bosiljevac @kcbonescoach]

@HuskerHC My son’s name is Lincoln. We live in Kansas City. He’s obsessed with Frager. Wants to be him for Halloween. It was an All-Time moment!

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

This dude is playing a different game then the others

His own pace

Make the game look so easy and he is so skilled

[Jeff Watton @jwatton2]

@chamath @Jason Somebody but @Jason a suit that fits.