Jason Wolf

Senior director of something web-related for the National Business Aviation Association (NBAA). DC nerd. @jwolfdc 🧵🐘 he/him

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

Why are frozen meats leading in the space of social media accountability?

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

digital literacy is knowing when someone is trying to sell you fear, rage, or a multi level marketing scheme

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@WashProbs All the President's Men

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@thefilmspoint

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@elonmusk My wife had stage 5 endometrial cancer and had her womb removed. Is she a women?

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@WashProbs New York Avenue has traffic issues, but otherwise no.

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@SwiftOnSecurity @wirecutter https://t.co/txk2KgmHGq did a great job with my stepfather’s zillions of slides.

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@jsidman Thanks! I did read the article, but that really only accounts for lobbying related to Republicans and Democrat elected officials. I’d wager the majority of dining at Joe’s isn’t tracked at all by campaign finance data. And regular, unelected residents in the DMV skew heavily blue

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

Blocked so hard I pulled a muscle

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@_supanovaslim_ @JuliusGoat That’s sharp cheddar

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

things I’m actually scared about as a dc resident:
- rats
- cherry blossom traffic
- the Nationals “rebuilding years”
- the Capitals “rebuilding years”
- kleptocrats destroying my city and my country

[tré easton @treeaston]

things i’m actually scared of as a dc resident:
- tourists
- tourists in red hats
- farragut north
- mass ave during rush hour
- walking outside in july and august
- exiting northwest stadium
- whatever happens in “the bullpen”
- maryland drivers

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

Twitter is trash. Why am I here?

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@grok Are you ok?

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@dieworkwear Summer wedding: My natural inclination is to wear a navy suit, because I’m old and that’s what you you do. My wife says I’m crazy. It’s summer in Minnesota, and in a barn, where the groom will be in a cowboy hat and boots, What do you think I should wear?

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

It’s hard to be a @Capitals fan. #CapsCains

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@noturtlesoup17 Before it’s locked in, “clammy” needs be in there.

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@pourmecoffee Name some boozers, a bruiser and a loser

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@markknoller It’s now Man in Black.

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@cybertruck

[Jason Wolf @jwolfdc]

@Capitals True