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[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I understand if you don't want to watch a video of a man die but this is, unequivocally, a guy just getting grabbed off the street, maced, and shot to death by agents of the state in the span of about 30 seconds. No acts of violence, no threat to the agents, just a murder.

[Nciisnane @nciisnane]

This is called your brain

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

comedy is legal again

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

We de-stigmatized stupidity, and it’s been catastrophic

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

SGA MVP season bag work

[First Take @FirstTake]

"A lot of people have always said, 'stars don't want to be in Oklahoma City.' Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wants to be in Oklahoma City."

—@WindhorstESPN on SGA's $285 million super maximum contract extension 💪

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

LU DORT FROM HALF COURT 🤯🔥

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

You’re all so dumb

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

it’s annoying that Content Creator Cory Booker screams at Trump on the Senate floor in order to make viral videos while Senator Cory Booker votes to confirm Trump nominees

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

4 Democrats didn’t vote and another 3 Democratic seats are vacant due to member deaths

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Emojis

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

It’s the NBA Finals and the NBA didn’t even show the National Anthem, Pre-Game intros, no logo on court or jerseys. These are little things but they’re so important for the experience.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

In capitalist America you go to prison if you do not buy your monthly quota of sabra hummus

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Your family will have less, but it’ll be more expensive” is definitely a solid economic pitch

[Theo Jaffee @theojaffee]

Hmm today I will re-read the Declaration of Independence

[Luguentz Dort 🇭🇹 @luthebeast]

THE CHAMBER

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

This is the core fact that many refuse to believe. An idiot is crashing the economy because he believes a false thing. Gaze in horror at the truth.

[maybe: xavier (nba champ new york knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

with each passing day, you really do understand vance’s mother choosing percs over him

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

if the president can deport a green card holder with no due process, he can deport you, a citizen, because without due process you will not get a chance to prove that you are a citizen with the right not to be deported