Kabir Puri

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Having one of these somewhere in the house. Proof of Indian Citizenship.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Hot take: it has never been more important in history to have REAL photos and videos come from smartphone cameras

[vahgar @RaghavOuija]

will be an absent father to my ai agent

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The gender of your country in Turkish

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

I’ve started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early.

When you join early, everyone’s virtual note takers join early too.

I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I’m on the Titanic, we’ve just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance.

I then do the rest of the meeting normally.

When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is:

“Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates”

[Jordan Juravsky @jordanjuravsky]

Happy Throughput Thursday! We’re excited to release Tokasaurus: an LLM inference engine designed from the ground up for high-throughput workloads with large and small models.

(Joint work with @achakravarthy01, @ryansehrlich, @EyubogluSabri, @brad19brown, @jshetaye, @HazyResearch, and @Azaliamirh)

[pineapple pizza @oywiththepoodl]

Every time someone jokingly talks about killing themselves I am going to curse them to live till 100 no way I am going to let you die cutie pie you bring too much beauty to the world

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

A screen protecter... optimized for AI. Welcome to 2025 ☠️

https://t.co/SvfWTBVUDV

[trash @trashh_dev]

bad engineers are good at prompting because they already spent their entire careers asking others for help

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

The transponder breaks on George's car...

WHY would you then decide to get rid of the live timing instead of just using the commentators to explain

It left us in the dark for ages about EVERY other battle out on track when we were having a great race.

Bizarre decision

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Not having live timing to constantly stare at really does ruin the fan experience pretty massively during a race

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Carlos Sainz had a confirmed medical issue with his stomach and couldn't make the national anthem on time...

Stewards: Fine him

[Ritvik Khandelwal @ritvik457177747]

@Etihad lost my bag & is refusing to take responsibility!
I checked in 2 bags at JFK on Dec 30, but Etihad failed to generate a tag for one. Mumbai staff verbally confirmed their mistake, but now they deny any liability!
@USDOT @DGCAIndia @GCAAUAE

#EtihadFail #LostBaggage

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse for Perez...

... he loses a position from a pit lane start

[Sumantra Sen @DuBistWM]

Thak gaya hoon bhai

[beabadoobee @deezgutss]

padhega India tabhi toh badhega America

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

OH WE ARE SOOOOO BACK!!!!

IT’S F1 RACE WEEK!!!!!!

😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

And after all of that…

Max Verstappen still extends his championship lead 🤣

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of photos that could be album covers

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