Kaitlan

my cat is my world and I’ll love her forever.

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to Chili’s

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I don’t have the willpower to do fifteen different strategies for finding a job. I don’t even want a job. When I apply, I can’t even get myself to read the full job description without disassociating.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

you guys remember being 14? that was fucked up

[brian @brianonhere]

couple of years ago i went back to a woman’s place from the bar & was confronted with one of the most insane pieces of wall art i’ve ever seen. just dug up the pic again and it’s even bigger than i remember. believe it or not this is not what convinced me to start drinking less

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i’ll give my period a smooth 3.5 days to do her biggest ones. but on day 4? i decide that i am spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically done. she better figure that shit out, because i’m not about to dedicate anymore time to that nonsense.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[QingChao 清朝 🇨🇳 @qingchao1917]

The left doesn't want you to see this 👇👇👇

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[Li Chen @Exocomics]

the inspection

[Kaitlan @kaitthecatt]

Skittles has renal cancer and there’s nothing we can do besides keep her as comfortable as possible. She was in the ICU for 6 days and her bill is so high. If you want to donate or share this to help cover the bills, this is the link

https://t.co/tNwDfRU8vK

[Kaitlan @kaitthecatt]

Skittle cat came home from the ER with the silliest haircut ever. They had to shave her to get a sample of the fluid around her lungs.

[Kaitlan @kaitthecatt]

All I want is for my cat to live forever, they shouldn’t be able to get cancer.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

if stuart little was my boyfriend i would get my nipples pierced but the piercing would just be one long bar between both nips so that he can use it as a chin-up bar to do exercises

[turbomander @turbomander]

no its fine i just dont think its fair to say you dont want to visit the giving each other blowjobs dimension before i even tell you what we'll do there

[miss kay @ladymisskay_]

“Would you like to sit outside” I’d rather kill myself. A booth, please.

[Kaitlan @kaitthecatt]

If you know me, you know Skittles is my world. She’s my sweet baby and I cannot live without her. She’s hospitalized right now and her bill is going up by the hour. If anyone at all is able to help I would appreciate it so so much.
https://t.co/EGSEkUfwt7

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter