Michelle Schulz

There's a reason God gave you two ears and one mouth...

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

Oh, @MaytagCare, thanks for the offer, but concerned that we haven’t owned our Maytag washer a year and are still making payments for it and the splutch kit went out Thanksgiving Day and won’t be in stock until January. Laundromat doesn’t leave anything for your Service Plan.

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump Stop. Stop being a disrespectful, horrible leader and call this virus what it is and not this slandering nickname you’ve given it. Stop. It. Now!

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Stop this charade. Subpoena Mueller. Yesterday. Ask him everything. In public. The rest is noise.

[Michael Bennet @SenatorBennet]

We should open this government today.

And then we should come together to figure out how we're going to govern this country again.

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Save us all the trouble and resign!

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I don’t want to spend one second discussing Liz Warren’s likeability or Beto’s fresh energy. What if— WHAT IF— this cycle we only compare their policy platforms and ability to competently and transparently lead

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump No deal, no wall! Go to them and get our government back to work. You’re going to be remembered for this shutdown for many years to come.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

What if instead of sending 5k troops to the border, we had sent 5k caseworkers to review + process visa applications?

In addition to averting moral crisis, it also would‘ve saved enormous amt of resources. But we don’t talk about the financial recklessness of GOP admins, do we?

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@EricZorn Ate at a restaurant that only gave out straws upon request. We can eliminate straws to save sea creatures in no time, but can’t figure out gun control to save our children. Dear God what is wrong with us?

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS I believe Dr. Ford.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Do not ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever question why Colin Kaepernick kneels.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

They Sat in Hypocrisy https://t.co/XI3V1gAGL4

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump Is there really nothing else for you to do today. You’ve never eaten at the Red Hen!

[joel tyler @joeltyler_]

If I can track every single move my Amazon package makes, our government should be able to reunite detained children with their parents in a matter of days. No excuses.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

This makes up for a lot. https://t.co/KKTTOocumZ

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

DEAR CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES,

God doesn’t care about how often you talk about Him to others. What he DOES care about is how you treat those who can do nothing for you. He sent those immigrant children to you as a test.

And you’re failing.

#KeepFamilesTogether

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@RealPressSecBot You heartless, cruel man- #FamilesBelongTogether

[Tim Grierson @TimGrierson]

Being angry all the time is exhausting and corrosive. Not being angry feels morally irresponsible.

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@realDonaldTrump You heartless, cruel, evil man. Do not hold these chiidren hostage because of your ego. #dotherightthing

[Michelle Schulz @karfrekid]

@SpeakerRyan Please think of the other dads whose kids are in cages because of your leadership. #dotherightthing