Kate

Gold garbage bag in the dumpster

[araña @xanathgum]

i think little tattoos should be $1 and big tattoos should be $2

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[ben. 🧠 @bpdbellend]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[cass biehn | VESUVIUS paperback preorder! 🌋 @cassbeewrites]

friend: hey, any book recs?

me: well, this one ruined my life and emotionally scarred me

friend: oh I’ll steer clear then

me: …you misunderstand

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[galeon’s world🌏🔜DREAMCON @galeonsworld]

Zoo's are really insane as hell, ain't no way a polar bear supposed to be in Memphis , Tennessee

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

LMFAO

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Every child had a heartbeat before being shot dead in school. Where's that righteous pro-life outrage?

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches

[lara @ghostinkissys]

margot robbie looks like shes about go see harry styles on tour

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat

[SonicFacts™ @SonicFactsTM]

Sonic enjoys lasagna too but he doesn’t feel the need to make it his whole personality

[liv @sweetnliv]

ope just remembered i’m too hot to be sad so nvm! 🤪

[Kate @katbear97]

@sweetnliv Don’t give up, there’s so much material just begging to be tweeted #agooodcause

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

“I don’t have a favorite dinosaur.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Under The Influence Of True Crime @undertruecrime]

Vampire teeth are not little straws?
A wild new concept

[Under The Influence Of True Crime @undertruecrime]

Welcome to Under the Influence of True Crime, a show which one man described as "not very compelling" and "an acquired taste"
Thanks for the review, Tom!

[Kate @katbear97]

Ope, got my afternoon plans for tomorrow, how about you? 👀@disappointingem

[Under The Influence Of True Crime @undertruecrime]

Hungry for a snack but also want to know what eye balls feel like in your mouth? Peel some grapes and go to town, big boy