kate

In search of funny people & a better 🌎. ♎️ I get paid to write. @nba 🏀fan. All the dumb tweets are my own. She/her.

[Scott Ian @Scott_Ian]

Shane Hawkins played like it’s his throne. Not a dry eye over here. Cheers Shane. #taylorhawkinstribute #foofighters #shanehawkins

[kate @kateorkaty]

who wants to be my date for the @MBMBaM show tonight?

[kate @kateorkaty]

@gizellie I feel that way all too often about the clothes I buy for my kiddo.

[kate @kateorkaty]

@janelle_in_stl I was pretty chuffed to get it in 5. Good job!

[kate @kateorkaty]

@gizellie Ralph S Mouse 😍

[kate @kateorkaty]

@janelle_in_stl So effing sad

[kate @kateorkaty]

Yes several

[kate @kateorkaty]

@lonesometoast Legit read as rusting cornfield because that’s just as bonkers.

[kate @kateorkaty]

Anyone else done so many at-home COVID tests that you don't need to read the instructions anymore?

[kate @kateorkaty]

@Torcho @bizmark Mom is Alton native and she calls them yip yips. Very odd. @DebbieMonterrey

[Rebellion @lisa_rimer1]

Hmm, why do we get a federal holiday to celebrate presidents day but not to elect one??

[kate @kateorkaty]

@dagimart I am currently stuck on it

[kate @kateorkaty]

@lonesometoast My kid has started saying she’s allergic to it 😂

[Philip Bump @pbump]

"We want to be convinced that it was so long ago. It was last night. It’s today."
https://t.co/cV3wy36EWP

[kate @kateorkaty]

@Torcho Magnifique

[D. Earl Stephens @EarlOfEnough]

🖌️ "Critical Race Theory" painting by Jonathan Harris.

🖌️ Impact ... immeasurable.

[kate @kateorkaty]

Reading Toni Morrison as a high schooler impacted my life immensely, forever. These kids need her writing now more than ever.

[Blythe Bernhard @blythebernhard]

The Wentzville school board voted 4-3 to remove The Bluest Eye from school libraries

[kate @kateorkaty]

What the actual…

[Blythe Bernhard @blythebernhard]

The Wentzville school board voted 4-3 to remove The Bluest Eye from school libraries

[Every Layout @layoutplusplus]

📢 Competition time!

We have one signed, hard copy of Every Layout to give away. It’s in JAPANESE, how cool is that?

👉Retweet this tweet👈 to enter the prize draw. You will also get English Every Layout™️ for free. Think of it like mp3 + vinyl.