Y2Kate

hey nerds, who has two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn’t cried once today? this moi. -LL

[Y2Kate @katetheaverage]

A t-shirt cannon but filled with Chipotle burritos

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Me: *flipping frantically through Every Moment Holy*

“What do you mean, there’s no liturgical prayer specifically for a nation the night after it has a really bad presidential debate?”

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Your dogs don’t hate fireworks. They hate freedom.

[Y2Kate @katetheaverage]

@UniversalORL Nina at Islands’s Guest Services today was incredible!!! The most helpful human ever.

[Y2Kate @katetheaverage]

@david2cellos thank you bb🫶🏼

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

<bangs scepter> MORE WHIMSY

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Of all the "Where is Kate Middleton?" conspiracy theories, "she's Banksy" is my favorite

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Went to the nuance factory and some people knew you to varying degrees

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

she’s a 10 but she says “hell yeah brother” in a hulk hogan voice

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Went outside this morning and a lot of animal puppets sang about what a terrible person I am. Horrible day. Only thing that could make it worse is if tonight some ghosts weigh in on how much I suck.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What a crocodile looks like, underwater