Kah Bah

help

[reb @rebmasel]

this meeting could’ve been a fistfight

[fuglycoral @sexyshrew]

i want to buy a podium for my apt so my friends and i can get on there and properly rant to each other

[sam @grittystan69]

they should let gritty kill a guy

[trash jones @jzux]

calling my representatives isn’t enough. i need to slap my representatives

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not sure how/when I became iconic in the atheism community but it’s really been a blessing thank god lol.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

We have parks.

[democracy diva @democracydiva]

I will not rest until the entire internet knows that 94-year-old living legend James Hong wore googly eyes on his bow tie #Oscars

[huntigula @huntigula]

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while u sleep

*next morning*

iPhone: I couldn’t do it bro. just didn’t feel right. vibe was off

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me? Scared of the recession? When I have Kohl’s cash?

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is feeling like you’re always behind, afraid of being seen as lazy, and overworking to compensate until you burn out in a blaze of glory.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it’s finest

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

show me that The Last Of Ussy.

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[alex :p @alexporterr]

he’s literally just a baby he didn’t mean to

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

[trash jones @jzux]

“jesus died for your sins” ok well nobody asked him to do that