Someone tell 27 year old Dan Howell crying on a balcony before introverts cuz he felt like a hypocrite for still being in the closet that he’s about to go on tour for the first time with his boyfriend as an out couple
Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True