Kay Flava

I Drum. I Elf. I nsulin.
There is no WE in MEssiah!
I am both shocked & kidding.
Democracy IS NOT an experiment!
Alias: Dr. Awkward

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@punt_rd Sci-fi book cover circa 1950?

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@_aphextwink Idk I've never been diagnosed, ya know, professionally...

And for the ZILLIONTH time, how smart ARE these phones if they STILL don't have an ITALICS BUTTON?!?!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@oriettamusic Tangerine

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@punt_rd All 4.

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@Delavegalaw @RepCohen ARGH! President Biden will be remembered by history with the same IRE that met the other Irish American SON of a bootlegger TURNED PRESIDENT. He will...be LOVED!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@FINALLEVEL Awww. He loved you so much! Good dog. Great duo.

I met a huge dalmatian named SPOTACUS once. I hope that cheers you up a little. I had to say goodbye to my Orion last summer. I know losing yer best buddy is ruff.

XoxoBARK!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

Gerald Ford lived to be 93.

Jimmy Carter, 99 YEARS OLD, was building HOUSES until age 96.

Ronald Reagan lived to be 93, George HW Bush to 94.

Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are 77.

President Joseph R. Biden had Dr. Walter Reed for 50 YEARS.

PRESIDENT BIDEN IS NOT TOO OLD.

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@_aphextwink Facts daddio!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

Period.

[double libra with heavy scorpio placements @_aphextwink]

Sesame Street was here before Curb Your Enthusiasm and it will be here after

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@punt_rd

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Greta & Margot,

While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. 

You’re both so much more than Kenough.

#HillaryBarbie

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@iantheCROAT Can't believe no1 did this 1 yet

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@punt_rd Oh yeah! Beavis and Butthead Do America!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@RobHTX78 @punt_rd Beavis and Butthead do America!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@punt_rd Dirty Dancing
Stand By Me
Reservoir Dogs
Good Will Hunting

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@ResisterChic @KathleenASmit12 @faheypatrica1 Accurate. But in defense, their dicks are small and they're bad in bed. Except the women who have been perfectly groomed to assume it's THEIR fault that their dudes ds don't grow or function. Poor, confused, frustrated deviants.....

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@KathleenASmit12 I've DONE THIS! OMG it's soooo fun!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@SemperWry Woahdam. Nice bobble head!

I have a new goal now.

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@JasonStrummer My pain is easier to beat than my anger. That's not to say I let the anger play unless it's on my drums tho, because I'VE made a New year resolution to quit screaming into the void!

[Kay Flava @katy_lantz]

@Leslieoo7 @mkraju Nope.

DJTJ wins that poster contest hands small. I mean hands down, 😬