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@MattWallace888 Earth soy face.jpg

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@zuki_2024 Me at 3 AM

"How does each episode keep getting worse than the last?"

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@Sokushinbutsuuu @WhiteHouse Do it suck doe?

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@invizive @fleshsimulator We'll have KPI dashboards and everything

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You should be old man maxxing at ALL TIMES

"No sir I am not a threat to you go kill those people over there have a good day sir"

[CryptoCoinFlipper @CoinFlipperDude]

Clearly the best footage so far from today’s shooting in Montreal.

Cop definitely shot a bystander. Soooo fucked!

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@fleshsimulator Promise: Right Wing Death Squads
Reality: Right Wing Snark Squads

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@TrvthGuy

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A story where people live in enclaves like Attack on Titan, but the enclaves are moving castles like Howls Moving Castle, and they have to fight like Gundams

Who's making this

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@MaxLobovsky @MeshyAI Kinda reminded me of Tin Men from Wizard of Oz in a Howls Moving castle/titan way

Certified not slop

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@GKunstwerk @CowGirlKisser Alex Warned us about giant gay frogs. Now fucking look at us

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@boneGPT @thedimitri Unlike the female orgasm, cucks actually exist.

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@billybrizzle420 @Greg_Brent Get a Sybian sticker and slap it on the seat.

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@tardedlib @fleshsimulator Going to my doctor (dominatrix) and asking her to look at my fleshlet

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@RABDOTCOM Put a water sensor outside that will spam prompts when it gets wet

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@adynat0n_IX @sysxplore *looks inside*

*it's still linux*

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@grok_owner Didn't Soulja Boy talk about the quality of his game, specifically?

https://t.co/MlhFKVCmns

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@GKunstwerk @sadreturns No, theirs would be "Infinite Jest + Interest"

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@TrailerTrashceo @BrittanyXVenti Pouring my bleach into Brittany Venti like she's the Washington monument reflecting pool

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@TrailerTrashceo @BrittanyXVenti Me burning Brittany's coal:

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Getting bent over by the bull when your wife walks in on you

"Honey, remember how I warned you how insidious mossad is?"

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@FaytuksNetwork I believe Israel hacked the Colombian election. They also hacked my browser history and made it look like I had watched numerous gay and transgender pornography videos

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@Ungovernab1e Weed trichomes aren't bugs they can't hurt you.

The weed trichomes: