Rahm the Vacuous Emmanuel

National Security Advisor for the Congressional Budget Office

[brian @brianonhere]

The difference 🔼

[Rahm the Vacuous Emmanuel @kbenjoseph]

@noctyraonline @JoeyMannarino This is, in fact, right wing propaganda, and obviously so

[Ali @haramcart]

only in brooklyn can you see swans, mountain goats, caribou, panda bear, grizzly bear, fleet foxes, arctic monkeys, and geese before you even get to the damn zoo 😭🦢

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[ostonox @ostonox]

@mtaibbi jeez uh, hmm, Trillionaire Who Is Forcing My 401K To Buy His Doomed Company or fictional peasant uprising that's a tough one matt

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Getting pulled over for a burned out tail light drill

[Has JK Rowling acknowledged Graham Linehan yet? @goaliophi]

Amazing.

He can *always* tell , though.

[Rahm the Vacuous Emmanuel @kbenjoseph]

@catboyxcx But he missed :(

[Rahm the Vacuous Emmanuel @kbenjoseph]

@RobHTX78 @Jane_Doe82 Yeah back to doing grownup stuff like bombing Iranian school girls!!!
Id much rather have these chuds doing flips for other chuds!

[BurnedSion @CourierSion6]

Not a sinophile by any means, but I think it's becoming more apparent every day that the Chinese method for dealing with their Big Tech/merchant caste (black bagging ones who get out of line) is infinitely better than the US version (indulging their every whim)

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Odyssey is a movie about generational trauma and a critique of the American Dream. But above all else it is a love letter to New York City.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

England when theres absolutely nothing on the line

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squid is a self hating fatphobic gay who only fucks guys who look like him hence why he is attracted to his ex squilliam. hes also into spongebob but feels weird about it bc sponge is way more fem than he'd usually go for

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Tenet is so awesomeIt’s like if you told a smart guy to write a time travel movie and as he was doing it you threw a flashbang at him every 5 seconds

[🎃 🎃 @yerdas_outV2]

This is the craziest thing to ever happen but we are too desensitized to fully grasp it

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

A toddler wearing a shirt that says
Cookies &
Candy &
Ice Cream &
Juice.

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that