Keefe Dempsey

same

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

First term a plague, second term a pestilence?

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

UFO nerds rn

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@ClickingSeason @devahaz It would appear you have been given substantial evidence-backed arguments for why what you assumed was happening was incorrect and your response is to say “i find it hard to believe…” and then provide an incorrect stat to back it up. might be time to self-reflect on bias here.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@GrageDustin Doesn’t appear that way from this angle: https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@ElectionWiz Nope:

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@RealDonKeith Absolutely false you sad fuck.

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@InsiderWire Better angle here proves this false. Shut the fuck up with this bullshit narrative.

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@Cjpearson God you suck. Watch this better angle and then shut the fuck up.

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@EricLDaugh Yeah watch from this angle. Your fascist fantasy doesn’t hold up you fucking loser.

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@StephenM Flaming the flames? You fucking loser.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@devahaz Here’s pink jacket angle:

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@MarioNawfal @EricLDaugh Talk about this video… clearly doesn’t pull his gun.

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

@isaiah_bb It’s here

https://t.co/Eh9kieYgCr

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Another angle of federal agents killing a Minnesota legal observer, which appears to come from the direction of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk.

Obtained by Drop Site News

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

Gladiator and Man on Fire are spiritually the same movie.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

Daniel Craig, a man cursed by successful franchise roles.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

Marty Supreme 2: Vampire Hunter

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

Poetry

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

When they drop that Kirkland Natural Wine it’s gonna hit the Los Feliz Costco like an Atomic.

[Keefe Dempsey @keefedempsey]

Same energy.