Sonny Blaise

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Polish players checking to see if any of these Argentinians got blue eyes

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake

[rain drop drop top im billy eilish @JimSebow]

will be pronouncing batum like tatum and tatum like batum until further notice, no questions at this time

[Zach Schwartz @zachzachzach]

Kevin Durant’s Brooklyn experience

[grovy @grovymango]

he looks like a deep sea creature

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

my advice? drop the upper body. Just legs running around. It's cleaner

[georgie @georgsoup]

icarus before fucking dying

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

FRODO GOLLUM IS LYING SAM DIDNT EAT ANY OF THE ELVEN BREAD GOLLUM IS LYING FROOOOODO

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

Damn ESPN did Rachel Nichols dirty

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE: jerry, i’m dating a na’vi!
JERRY: how are YOU dating a na’vi?
GEORGE: i got an avatar! it’s tall and handsome. she has no idea what i really look like!
ELAINE: i dated a na’vi once…let’s just say he never found my unobtanium
*kramer enters in giant mech suit*

[Gifted. @_KC38]

The way they hyping this Ime Udoka situation you’d think he stole 5 mill in welfare funds from Mississippi

[DonMarshall72 @DonMarshall72]

Dad is a famous (literal) star in space

Mom left to be with dad

Brother decided to be mortal

Hasn’t met the wife yet

Constantly worrying about the fate of the planet

Best elf friend thinks Sauron is returning

Best dwarf friend is hiding something

No. He… is NOT okay

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the Balrog when the dwarves in Khazad-dûm delve too greedily and too deep mining for Mithril:

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

how was this supposed to help spongebob w the suds

[seynique @seynique]

she’s a 10 but when she cums she screams “oh…oh….oh…o’reillyyyyyy auto parts”