me: sometimes im bunny and sometimes im kinda fennec fox and sometimes im cabbage... im low key scared my alters are gonna eat each other ahsdfjkl
school guidance counselor: I've seen this before. That would kill you instantly.
crazy that one of the only humans to ever walk on the moon was named buzz. imagine meeting him. like yeah ok buzz. yeah no i believe you. you definitely went to the moon shut the fuck up you idiot
you kind of block out how insane everything is all the time now but Flo Rida being the only musician to ring in the big 250 for the yanks is beyond hysterical
Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage at the event Thursday night and drew a very white crowd.
https://t.co/UGp5wVttqS
"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"
A shout out..
To all the haters of @Keir_Starmer ..
You must understand for us to give a flying fcukk about your comments we would first have to value your opinions 😉 nice try though 😆 🤣 😂
Here's a little pic to get you triggered 😆
@bookofflesh@cszabla I ended up living with some dutch guys so I picked up enough hearing them to generally get the gist but they just did not care at all