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[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Y'all watched #Diagnosis on @netflix? It's crazy interesting. It's stirring up a lot of emotions/memories for me, BUT it's also giving ya girl some damn #HOPE. Like imagine if this was a thing when I was a kid. IMAGINE. #NewYorkTimes #crowdsourcing #healthcare #helpthyneighbor

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

@kenjeong (and the rest of Twitter): Suggestions on treatment for this other than #PT + opioids? 'Cuz ya girl tired of this sh*t after 4yrs of constant pain/numbness 😑 #doctorsoftwitter #helpagirlout #medicaladvice #askkenjeong #andeveryoneelse #spineofanelderlyman #BackPain

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Why don't they make pill bottles square so that when old/sick/uncoordinated people knock them over they don't just roll away out of reach?? #askingforafriend

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Wizards in the #HarryPotter universe: can instantly mend broken bones, wipe your memory, teleport, shapeshift, repair literally anything
Harry Potter: can you fix my godawful eyesight?
Wizards: nah

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Yall out here sayin #TedBundy attractive... WHAT. A psychologically disrupted man who killed people. He literally says “women are merchandise” & he "[didn't] feel guilty for any of it". STOP👏ROMANTICIZING👏PEOPLE👏WHO👏MISTREAT👏OTHER👏HUMANS. Idc how blue their f**king eyes are

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Getting hitched in October. Love this. https://t.co/PXIPwlx7YE

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

All I want is for a @DavidKHarbour to do a PSA that says "stop f*cking eating Tide Pods you dumb sh*ts. Love from Tide" during this #superbowl

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

#RiverTam (post Reaver battle) and #90sBatman (with bat signal). It's a good year for pumpkins! #pumpkincarving #halloween #Serenity #dc

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i might be in a constant state of emotional turmoil with poor self care and a nonexistent social life but my house plants are thriving

[Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund]

Everyone complaining about the ugliness of this election like it's the election's fault

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am going to work as hard as I can to make sure Donald Trump does not become the next president. Register to vote. https://t.co/IoDsHhbM4R

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

New conspiracy theory: Donald is actually a movie theater. THE PROJECTION IS SO REAL. #debates

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

This is insane LESTER HOLT SPEAK UP!!! baba Booey

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Trump is concerned about companies going abroad maybe he should move his plants out of Bangladesh where workers are paid 30 cents an hour

[Jordan Carlos @jordancarlos]

We weren't allowed to take the oil, dude. I wish we could have but #GenevaAccords

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

Lester: Mr. Trump, what color is your tie?
Trump: I'M a tie. The best tie. I have many friends that say I'M the greatest tie ever. #debates

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

What Donald Trump is saying is that HE BELIEVES THE RACE ISSUE IN THE US IS THAT WE HAVE RACES #debatenight

[Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones]

his condescending interjections and interruptions and mansplaining are hitting the deepest part of my womanly frustration #Debates2016

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Chillin with Hilly C and Donny JT; bottle of wine on my left, disappointment & aggravation on my right #America #maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor

[Kelley Nels @kelley_nels]

Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him