Kelper

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

Josh Baker must have genuinely lost his head

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@KingofGVO Their levels of cornball match

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

What the hell happened to Josh Baker man 🥀

[Michael Bibi Netanyahu @MichaelBibiYahu]

Is knockdown center strict with fake ids? My boys and I want to take our shirts off and beat the fuck out of people Wednesday at kettama

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@me_aftrdrk Peak

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

Chris Lake is the pioneer of tech house

[Luol Deng @LuolDengUK]

Nobody is stopping us from creating random
rumors about DJs against their will

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@yungdave_ They hate to see yungdave be right. Everyone hates big corporate music until it’s their fav corporate producer.

[hookah doncic @yungdave_]

@arkstone07 disagreeing with a “legend” ≠ disrespect. what do you call his music? it caters to frat boys and fringe listeners that dont dig. a blanket statement about house music saying it’s lacking creativity based on the festivals he plays and music that pushes on an algorithm is lazy

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

This thread hella funny. Mfs will try to “educate” people on garage music and it’s just a playlist full of Sammy Virji and MPH

[⟡˙⋆abby⋆˙⟡ @abmoneyxo]

it had come to my attention on numerous occasions that a lot of house burners don't actually know what ukg is LMAO

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@realreatardista OMG 909 CLOSED HAT AND PITCHED DOWN VOCAL PAWSA IS THE GOATTTTTTTTTTT NOBODY DO IT LIKE THAT

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@marcocariolaa @minimalcrusader @pizztolwhip Fuck it. I’m converting my v10 to rotary

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

This is gonna be huge for the people who fell for “fent laced hot stickers”

[Percules @berktaughtyou]

whoever sprayed molly water on me i hope you know i fucking hate molly and you are the worst raver ever lol

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@marcocariolaa @notorious_CEG Not a fucking thing besides maybe swing his Kendama at you

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@marcocariolaa I think I know what inspired this lmao

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@JamesHYPE No learn how to make good music and mix without gimmicks 🤡 that’ll sell for you

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

Reading this bullshit just ruined my day at 7:44 am man pray for the scene

[James Hype @JamesHYPE]

Every aspiring DJ I talk to is in the studio learning how to mix. Or they are trying to write the perfect song. That is not the job.

The job is selling your brand. That is the bit almost nobody wants to practice.

Look at the headliners.

A lot of them are not there because they are the best DJs in the room. They are not there because they made the best records. They are there because they can sell.

You can be world class on the decks and still play empty rooms if nobody knows who you are. The mix is the easy part. Making people care is the work.

Learn how to sell.

https://t.co/hTD9sUgBot

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@punkinomenon Retard

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@allnightkev If we are going b2b and someone tries to mix out of my track in less than like 5 minutes I’m unplugging your usb

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

YEAHHHHH THE SAME FESTIVAL FOR THE 20th time this year 🤯 im so fuckin tired

[GDE @GlobalDanceGDE]

🚨BREAKING - PROPER NYE in San Diego Announces 2026 Lineup

Featuring Cloonee B2B KETTAMA B2B Josh Baker, Omar+, Lane 8, Sara Landry, Eli Brown, I Hate Models, SOSA, Max Dean B2B Luke Dean & More

Is it STACKED or AVERAGE?

[Kelper @kelper_uk]

@yungdave_ That’s that CJ Detweiler tune