Joe Simpson

he/him; pushing buttons to make things work better

[Joe Simpson @kennydude]

@Coventry_City @monzo Make https://t.co/eHZBOIKiIp come back in stock and I’ll use the cashback then 👀 🙏

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@sortedfood @GreggsOfficial you need to watch this 😍 👀

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Can I have a reply @GreggsOfficial 💔

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@GreggsOfficial is it true you are discontinuing oat and soya milk 💔💔💔

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What a day when @GreggsOfficial forgets to add coffee to my coffee 😂

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#octopussavingsessions @OctopusEnergy

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This really annoyed me when visiting @_Metrocentre - why is there a London tube and a London bus for a place in Gateshead!? Could have tried to get localised graphics 🫠

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@Halfords_uk Your membership club doesn’t show any brake fluids available for my car. Yet when I log out and put my VRN in, you do have them. When I check the product not logged in, you have it in stock. When I log in, you suddenly don’t have stock. It was a similar nightmare for booking MOT

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@Halfords_uk did you even test your website? It’s so broken it’s unreal 😡

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@wendysuk Hey. Weird quirk on your website. The careers banner on the homepage links to an Archived version of your careers page and not the latest one. Bit weird but you might want to fix it

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@NETTram Hello. First time using today and you’re website doesn’t tell me if I need to tap out with contactless or not. I’ve tapped in at least

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@My_Metro Ahh didn’t know that bit was still signalled up. Probably quite handy having it still there 😅

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@My_Metro failed train? Seems to have overrun South Shields

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@McDonaldsUK what happened to wrap of the day 😢

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@jimseven The world needs a higher quality image of that name tag 😂

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@virginmedia Wifi. It’s not a connection speed. Literally trying to select an episode will take 30 seconds to highlight another one

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@virginmedia did you test your stream box with Netflix before shipping them? It’s borderline unusable 😅

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@virginmedia Only Netflix and it’s navigating menus or doing anything. Press button, wait 10-30 seconds and then await a response.

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@FrameworkPuter is there a reason why British English is out of stock for most configurations ready to buy yet it’s in stock for the marketplace?

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To add to rising prices @Tesco have added sound bytes from Jamie Oliver so now I’m depressed and wanting to punch someone in the face. Lovely shopping experience 🥰🥰🥰