Kirk Farnsworth

Machinist to the Stars. Manufacturer of dreams. Student of Kajukenbo. Always learning to teach.

[Jake Donnelly @RedWhiteBlueJew]

The best is how the crowd doesn’t really applaud… some understood what they just saw…

Most just kinda sit there shook…

Like, “I couldn’t have seen what I jut saw… did I? I need a cigarette.”

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@EndFiat21M @histories_arch @archeohistories @grok It says, "Hey! Take your shoes off! We're you born in a barn? You know how long it takes to sweep a whole palace?"

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@marklevinshow ....... Who?

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@GinaGrad @AdamCarollaShow Good job!

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@funempradio "I can't come in. My dog is freaking out." isn't an acceptable excuse anywhere else......

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@GeekintheCity We just changed our relationship to it. Because in the end, it's what suits us. Imagine a constant force thinking they could keep us in check. 🤣

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@greyhatton @GhostInMyCoffee Can it please just be aliens this time? Nothing big, just a simple alien problem. You know, to mix it up?

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@joncoopertweets Maybe for a change, it could just be aliens. That would be nice.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

WHAT A GOAL FOR WREXHAM 👏

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@CRESA Please update you maps. Give hours in between updates is far too long.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@SteveSandmeyer It's ok. The Mariners are done in the next round anyway. Nice season though.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

Maybe DeSantis can bus all of the people of Florida out of the way of the hurricane. I'm sure compassionate Americans in places like Texas and Arizona have a lot of free space now......F that guy. #DeSantisisaclown

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@GeekintheCity @JustinDigsData Ugh. Will avoid.
Also, the new Butterfinger is a steaming pile.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@greyhatton The treasury hasn't enough gold to correct that.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

I just logged in to follow D Drumph..... What? Oh. Well, never mind.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@dumb__humans @RobTheHockeyGuy Oh no, they have the Mariners and the Seahawks........ Wait. Yes, it's their first pro team.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@Dameshek YES! Cam Neely would be an animal!.... What? What do you mean, the "Other" Cam? There is only one, right?

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@GeekintheCity Perhaps a modern version? "Quigley Goes To Washington.".... You know, on a rat hunt.

[Kirk Farnsworth @kfarny]

@realDonaldTrump See you in Hell, loser.