khamtx

do not trust the pilgrims,
especially sarah miller.

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@gordonkeith in response to the "the speeder" email, why is the anus on any perpetrator to keep their cool under ANY circumstance, but the officer-whose job it is to maintain order--gets to be a dick?

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@junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham quick reminder that we have to do those drills--including walking outside of the building with our hands up so we're not mistaken for a shooter--because people like ted cruz refuse to vote for common sense gun control.

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@gordonkeith i need someone to explain to me, a teacher, why we can't start school after labor day. kids were passing out on busses last year. the only june hotter than august is junes miller.

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@bswhealth my doctor has been my doctor since 2005. if patients are your priority, make them your priority by negotiating with their insurance provider. it's just that simple.

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@corbydavidson @SportsSturm @oldwaver pretty sure most prisons in texas are not air conditioned, so that might account for the super early wake-up. also, that's just another way prison sucks.

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller queen elizabeth i had pockets sewn in the underarms of her dresses because she used apples as deodorant. she took a bath four times a year "whether she needed it or no."

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@SportsSturm my sleep took a real hit after i took ambien for a year (don't do it. just don't.) i fall asleep but can't stay asleep. a weighted eye mask is a GAME CHANGER. (do it. just do it.)

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham i'm a high school teacher and i've noticed that as the number of kids who ride bikes has decreased, the number of teenagers who are pigeon-toed (can we still say that?) has increased exponentially. interesting, no?

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@junior_miller please can you do a comprehensive Rules of the Tour when y'all get back? this shit is confusing. fascinating, but confusing. thank you for what you do to your body.

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@corbydavidson @oldwaver @sportssturm every P1 today.

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham why are we not more outraged that the state of texas trusts teachers to carry guns but not choose books?

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@TRSofTexas why did you remove weight-loss drugs from qualifying towards our deductible, particularly when they weren't covered to begin with?

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@alicekeeler 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ it matters more that they're engaged. some kids cannot focus if their hands/feet/bodies aren't busy. as long as it's not distracting others and not making noise that distracts ME, it's fine.

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller i cosponsor the esports team at my school. i would hesitate to call any of our members "athletic," but they did get wrist braces at the last tourney. does that count?

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@AcornTV are we getting a season 5 of agatha raisin?

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@BritBox_US when will we get season 2 of sister boniface?

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham big daryl dj moose johnsTon vibes here

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@dfwticket y'all have GOT to stop the dorito crunching sound.

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@CCarter520 sounds like an easy way to break your damn neck.

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@junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham our queen @Kelli_Finglass always corrects the cheerleaders when they use "cowboy." she says "cowBOYZZZZ" to remind them that they cheer for the "dallas cowboys," not the "dallas cowboy." so in the queen's english, it's always plural. 😉