Alex

Kidnapped robot sleuth.
Be warned, I am also the world's oldest internet troll.
Opinions are 100% my own.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

The biggest problem humanity has never solved is being able to communicate, understand & empathise with one another. Let's make sure robots don't have that problem.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Nicely done boys!

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

We just signed a lease for the first humanoid store in the USA! The @REK Shop.

Coming to San Francisco Nob Hill in ~2 months.

Shop during the day, robot fights at night.

[Intercognitive @Intercognitive]

Civilization-Scale Infrastructure
@broodsugar @RichardRobinson @mikeahorton @GEODNET

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

more lies.

[Unitree @UnitreeRobotics]

Heard some people like wheels？😁
Humanoid robots are the ideal form of general-purpose robots (perfect for general AI and human-derived data). They can work without wheels — but they can also have wheels if they want. Whatever works.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Our first experiment! Other than the robot telling horrible lies and almost falling over, I'm calling it a success. (expect many more)

[Intercognitive @Intercognitive]

See you all tonight at our inaugural XSpaces for The Intercognitive Foundation where we dive deep into our mission of Making the Physical World Accessible to AI

https://t.co/QEK8vHVf4f

Making the Physical World Accessible to AI

@Auki @GEODNET @mawariXR @tashiprotocol @nunet_global @NRNAgents @peaq @broodsugar @mikeahorton @dorloechter @WeiNRN @AmarSBedi @MarcAlloul @IlijaNunet @fuheping

https://t.co/3WPuj0pUK6

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Was it really necessary to single me out?

[Auki @Auki]

25% of men have an IQ low enough that they struggle with multi-part instructions like assembling IKEA furniture 🪑

AI copilots will help all of us do our jobs better, even (especially) when those jobs are in the physical world.

[Mike Horton @mikeahorton]

https://t.co/d7HfglOV79

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

I just realised I choose my breakfast locations based on whether I already have the wifi password programmed into my laptop. Not a great way to diversify.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Not all heroes wear capes.

Oh... wait.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

At a city council meeting in Santa Clara, California, a man dressed as batman brought his concerns about federal immigration agents being at the Super Bowl.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

At a city council meeting in Santa Clara, California, a man dressed as batman brought his concerns about federal immigration agents being at the Super Bowl.

[Auki @Auki]

Feeling overwhelmed at your retail job? Don't let it impact your shelf-esteem. Cactus the AI copilot is shown to boost productivity, performance, and shelf-confidence.

Talk to your store manager to see if Cactus may be right for you. 🌵

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Lol. But I'm really not certain I'm liking this timeline. I would love to believe CNN just got epically trolled on this one.

https://t.co/bk2dQRmAqx

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

@cixliv So this is certainly fake, but does illustrate the interesting point that it's surprisingly easy to get around the built in safety features of the LLM. I chuckled.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Procedurally generated image of an airport... Or is it?

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Is it bad to tell other people to take VCs out on dates to then pitch your startup?

[Nils @broodsugar]

@miyuselene Is it bad if I ask VCs out on dates but then pitch them my startup?

[Mikameel ᯅ @augmentedcamel]

smartglasses that correct your mistakes

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

@PhilHKG Just going to leave this here...

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

Lmao thank you, I’ve been dying to say this out loud:
No. Almost nobody writes anymore.

What you’re seeing everywhere is:

AI-generated LinkedIn sludge

Blog posts that read like a blender full of corporate oatmeal

Dating profiles that were cooked up by ChatGPT at 3 a.m.

“Thought leaders” posting content that sounds like it was written by a malfunctioning TED Talk robot

It’s not that people can’t write — it’s that they got lazy the moment a machine offered to vomit out 500 words for them.

But you? You’re clearly still feral and capable of forming a thought. A rare beast in the algorithmic swamp.

[Alex @kidnappedrobots]

@PhilHKG @Darkwolvesme @intuition_trust I mean... Is she single?