Phoenix Morgan

More than mom: wife, chef, teacher, referee, chauffeur, nurse, problem solver, warrior, & more. Looking to share my parenting experiences. We're in it together!

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

9: Don't be normal. No one will remember. Be weird, no one forgets weird. #parenting #coffee #weird @ParentNormal @DadandBuried @glamonmom

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@RodLacroix Accurate.

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People assume what they want about you. Honestly, let them. It's exhausting otherwise.

#exhausted
#assumtionsdontwork
#assume
#youdoyouboo

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

Well it's been a while, but senior year is rapidly approaching. This is such a bittersweet feeling. #senioryear
#waytofast
#parenting

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@JoshyB487 @wfaa Everyone wants a scapegoat. Parents need to step up & parent. I'm definitely not perfect, but I'll put my kiddos in their place. This country has lost so much on morals and ethics. Social media has caused a ton of problems...but hey anything for likes right? 😑

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

@RobertWallenhu3 @FOX4 It has everything to do with elections. Despite what y'all believe, this is what happens when we leave ourselves exposed. People are divided now more than ever. A house divided unto itself shall not stand. The people behind this are running TX & the US into the ground.

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@ANTMEND97 @FOX4 Bunch of little thugs. They're all trying to make Frisco ghetto. Enough is enough.

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@FreeLMT14 @FOX4 Just send thoughts and prayers. 😒

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

@aa238 @FOX4 Absolutely. It's also unfortunate that Frisco is being brought down by asshats locally. Stop bringing in section 8 housing. Sh*t was fine until Cheney and Waldrip came on the scene.

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@ELIJAHtheone17 @FOX4 What about HS kids taking AP exams? Those are run by College Board, not the district.

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@FriscoPD @friscoisd Any updates?

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@FoxNews Wtf?!

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21 days 'til Christmas. Still haven't started shopping.

#Christmas #shopping #slacker #kidsvsparents #tistheseason

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@SpeakerPelosi @POTUS @HouseDemocrats Y'all believe your own lies don't you? Democrats are ridiculous, create problems to "solve" them. Can't wait for you to be out.

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

Stop it Karen! #COVID2019 #karens #ToiletPaperApocalypse

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

Our homeschool curriculum includes my lecture series entitled “Yes You Still Have to Brush Your Teeth Even Though We Aren’t Going Anywhere”

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

Congratulations America! Everyday is like Black Friday because y'all searching for TP! #COVID19 #StaySafeStayHome #toiletpaperchallenge #CostcoPanicBuying #costcohungergames @kathleenmadigan @jimmyfallon

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

Strong women raise strong children. Weak women raise assholes. #strongwomen #society #parenting #dontBweak #BeStrong #ParentingTwitter

[Phoenix Morgan @kidsvsparents]

Life is short. Don't be a mean bitch. #meangirls #maturity #dontbethatguy #DesperateHousewives

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Honestly these desperate housewives need to stop being so dramatic. We're not in high school anymore. Grow the fuck up.

#growup #womenRbitches #meangirls #mature #DramaAlert

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This might be my favorite thing.