Kieran Alkerton

Strong beliefs, loosely held.

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@1800ghostman @NoLore This has been edited. I saw this guy on the highway last weekend and the actual stickers were even more contradictory than this.

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

Absolute clown shit. "We're gonna keep building condos, but pls refrain from being in the *literal* middle of nowhere".

[Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources @ONresources]

As of April 16, 12:01 a.m., recreational camping on Crown land will be prohibited to help stop the spread of #COVID19.

Remember to follow the advice of public health officials and stay close to home.

https://t.co/o3qVmvbkqf

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@WE_Comms @JesseBrown "Charitable properties". What about the other kinds of properties?

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@rohan10 That's not cynical at all. Canadian media did the same kind of garbage with those blank front page stories.

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@kascarfone Wow, 100000%.

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@CanadianTire Sure.

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Reviewed a @CanadianTire product because it seemed like they sold me counterfeit @rubbermaid bins, and they took it down saying the highlighted section was against their posting guidelines. Not a good look.

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@zac_ske :(

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@sbuchananTO Yessss

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@EndlessJeopardy What is a sugar mama?

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@Erpikaa I'm reading this too!

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@NSiegel_DC "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

[The New York Times @nytimes]

China and South Korea have shown it's possible to flatten the curve of the coronavirus outbreak. In many other countries, the number of known coronavirus cases is still growing rapidly.

See which countries have flattened their curve. https://t.co/iUqZtbiCBX

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@VestsCanada "Rising Star"

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@MattBruenig

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@Justin_Ling At least he cut the hair.

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@matttttwright The real coronavirus is the posts they made along the way.

[900 Bay Overheard @900BayOverheard]

"they tell me to make a work plan, so I make a work plan. we have TWO meetings on it. and now they're like, do you have a work plan to accomplish your work plan? and it's like--? what?"

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@rohan10 my guess would be "this guy doesn't stay at jobs for very long".

[Kieran Alkerton @kieranalkerton]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Liptenstein?