Bernard Katwah

[Eric @amerix]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

I paid my daughter kshs200 for washing dishes but now that she's sleeping I just stole it. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Your parents have been married for close to 30 years. You don’t see them as role models for marriage, but two social media couples who got married and divorced in less than two years are making you scared to get married. You see that you don’t have sense.

[ROBA & ASSOCIATES LLP @AssociatesRoba]

🚨🚨BREAKING: IF YOU DON’T COMPLETE THE SALE, YOU LOSE BOTH THE DEPOSIT AND THE LAND - Court of Appeal Confirms.

The Court of Appeal has reaffirmed a tough, often-ignored rule: a land-sale contract can simply die when the purchaser fails to perform within the timelines they agreed to. In Macho & Another v Athuman & 2 Others (2025), the buyers had paid a KES 572,000 deposit for a Mtwapa plot in 2009, but after Land Control Board consent was issued in January 2010, they failed to clear the balance within the 90-day window required to complete the sale. Years later the land had been sold, developed, and appreciated, yet they still sued for specific performance and were even awarded KES 4 million by the trial court. The Court of Appeal has now reversed that award in full.

The Court held that once the statutory 90-day completion period lapsed, the agreement collapsed automatically. Specific performance cannot arise where the purchaser was the party in breach, and courts will not force transfer of land already sold to innocent third parties. The judgment also clears another recurring misconception: general damages are not available for breach of contract, and appreciation of land value is not compensable unless specifically pleaded and strictly proved. The trial court had gone outside established doctrine; the appellate court brought the law back where it belongs.

This ruling speaks directly to everyday buyers who pay a deposit, delay the balance, and assume the deal remains alive indefinitely. It doesn’t. Once LCB consent issues, the clock starts ticking, and failure to complete means the seller is legally free to move on. Courts will not revive expired contracts or compensate for lost opportunities. The takeaway is blunt but necessary: complete your payments on time, put every extension in writing, and never rely on assumptions that a land deal “will sort itself out.”

@Thuranira_1 @georgediano @KensonMutethia @joshuamalidzo @MutandaLaw @OmbetaC
#DiscoverKenya #FranceMegaVisitation Aston Villa Blessed Sunday Babu Uhuru Kenyatta #hashgrillngaralaunch

[Dennizke254™ @Dennizke254]

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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Raila Odinga was a true champion of democracy. A child of independence, he endured decades of struggle and sacrifice for the broader cause of freedom and self-governance in Kenya. Time and again, I personally saw him put the interests of his country ahead of his own ambitions. Like few other leaders anywhere, he was willing to choose the path of peaceful reconciliation without compromising his core values. Through his life, Raila Odinga set an example not just for Kenyans, but across Africa and around the world. I know he will be missed. Michelle and I send our deepest condolences to his family and to the people of Kenya.

[𝐙𝐎𝐄𝐘🎀 @_thatgyalzozo]

The fastest way to become insanely confident is to become dangerously competent.

[blue @bluewmist]

with books unread, muscles untrained, and thousands of skills untouched - if you're bored you aren't even trying

[Jim Shapiro @jimshapiro]

Grandpa was a smart guy :)

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Im convinced people who drive to the gym are mentally unstable

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

IEBC plans to build the 'Uchaguzi Centre', a new permanent headquarters in Ruai, at a cost of Sh3.5 billion.

Construction is set to begin in July 2026.

[Fit And Fortune @FitAndFortune]

To single men,

1. Marry beyond looks: attraction fades; deeper qualities sustain.

2. Communication is essential: master it before marriage.

3. Plan everything: kids, finances, beliefs, even small details.

4. Marriage has flaws: expect and work through them.

5. Disagree constructively: don’t let it turn into fights.

6. Forgive, love, enjoy: don’t just endure.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

State House has nearly run out of money for salaries and operations, spending Sh7.8 billion of its Sh8 billion budget.

This has forced Treasury to plan a rare third mini-budget before the financial year ending June.

[Kenyan Facts 🇰🇪 @KResearcher]

Lenana School was started in 1949 and the first students were housed at State House,Nairobi for one term as the school's accommodation was completed.

[Bernard Katwah @KigenBernard]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Our Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) reporter based in Mwihoko is reporting that Henry Desagu has started talking to himself confirming the fears that our boy might be losing his mind through depression. The biggest mistake most comedians make is thinking that being in comedy is a place to eat all on earth without thinking of an extra income out of entertainment.

These comedians should know after the party there is life. All the comedians that we've lost were as a result of depression & alcohol. The "Ayeyaa Poa poa" guy died in a road accident on his way home after a night of drinking Akohoo, Kase died as a result of depression & excessive drinking, Othwol Othwol took a one way ticket to Sayuni after finishing his kahasho & kaigangío through Akohoo.

The latest victim who checked in to the underground Airbnb was Fred Omondi- who went to meet with his ancestors after falling from a moving kifikifi will drunk, he was equally fighting depression. There's another Churchill comedian who has currently gone mad; he's walking with a sack collecting garbage in Kibera. I've forgotten his name, but he's the one who also sang the song titled Kumjua Yesu Ndiyo Ubabi.

This is the unfortunate situation that most of our comedians are going through. Desagu should get something else to do, the 69 views he's getting in his comedy skits from over 1M views will continue throwing him into depression and mental anxiety. In fact he should forget that he was in comedy completely, failure to that he will keep screaming at night and running around Mwihoko with miss matched slippers shouting 'obnoxious obwedede' at the top of his lungs.

He also needs to stop regretting using his money at his prime to chase skirts and akohoo, a man is to error. Men should learn from Desagu, make hay when the sun shines. I've also noticed one trend, every time a man has hit rock bottom, it's the mother who always rushes to rescue him. We've seen these from Jowie, Kairo, Desagu & many other men.

So Gentlemen, I will keep on singing until you hear me. It is only your mother & a few fathers who will stand with you when those you used to drink with exit the scene when your fortunes start dwindling. Desagu should understand that, Life is hard it's not him alone suffering from depression but lots of people ni vile hawaogei.

Apparently, it was Desagu who sold me my first car at Motorhub along Kiambu Rd, he's a good car sells agent. He should stop feeling sorry for himself, avoid Akohoo, stop that comedy thing, man up & start afresh.

Tumsifu Yesu Kristo.

[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

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[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

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[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This dude was skiing and happened to pass a snowboarder who was completely buried underneath the snow. He would have potentially died if this guy hadn’t noticed him.