Kiley Morgan

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[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[Baddie Moss Clark @divaTy]

This is rude as hell. Mind your business!

[Kyle Chayka @chaykak]

“sorry I responded late to your email I was unjustifiably terrified of opening it”

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

So funny being late to a zoom in your own home because ur only excuse is "sorry i briefly lost the will to live"

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[delia @delia_cai]

[me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems

[RollingRay!!! @DMVMOSTFAMOUS]

This can’t be the same daylight they saved because baby it’s DARK

[Zito @_Zeets]

"Are you coming out tonight?"

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I swear to god if my car needs gas one more fucking time

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: what do you want
Taurus: all I want is love & a million dollars

[Kelsea Bauman-Murphy @preachy_spice]

to have billions of dollars and THOSE cabinets? what's the point.

[NHMU @NHMU]

We're counting down to June 17 and our Game Show of Support! Make a donation of $50 and join us for a fun evening online benefitting @NHMU! ❤️ With your support, we can keep providing a fascinating #museum experience and educational opportunities for all! https://t.co/m8EL4Pt9Pm

[Kiley Morgan @kileymorgan_]

Join us on June 17 for our most important fundraiser...this year with a TV twist!

[NHMU @NHMU]

Join us June 17 for Natural History! A Game Show of Support, our most important fundraiser of the year! We’ll put @NHMU scientists on the spot to compete & entertain while you play along at home—all with the goal of supporting the #museum. Info: https://t.co/rBtpVsp5fp

@UUtah

[RB 🫧 @rodb]

if this ain’t been my emotional state for a year-plus

[Utah Avalanche Center @utavy_]

February 16, 2021 - Extreme Danger
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AVALANCHE WARNING ISSUED

THE AVALANCHE DANGER RANGES FROM HIGH TO EXTREME ACROSS THE WARNING AREA

VERY DANGEROUS AVALANCHE CONDITIONS EXIST!

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.