lizard queen

nah

[lizard queen @killabea420]

how I get through life: when in doubt, sunglasses emoji 😎 #thebealife

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@Sen_Alsobrooks I knew the hammer was coming down when the glasses came off

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Who CARES about football or whatever at 9:50 pm??? ON A TGURSDAY! don’t they have school in the morning ANYWAYS!!!!

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@bishopblanchet U A BITCH FOR HAVING YOUR LIGHTS ON DURING THE AURORA

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Godam, of course I’d choose the bear, I see them all the time in capital hill and they want nothing to do with me

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WHERE WAS @njorint DURING THE MOON LADNING?????!! Huh??!!!

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#mytwitteranniversary lol help

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

And so it begins. ...

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@AthenaMoag

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athena got a degree in english and uses it mostly to threaten my life with eliquence

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every1 who forgot Athena’s birthday so far is in danger of being canceled

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live-streaming my appointment with the gastroenterologist

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@godsavegarf OmG

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too many of my friends are paying 100 dolalrs for cabin air filter replacement. stop

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@ConsuladoEspSF donde esta el enlace para solicitar una cita

[lizard queen @killabea420]

never stop creating man made horrors beyond your comprehension

[lizard queen @killabea420]

every finals week i go trhough feels like the ending of halo reach

[lizard queen @killabea420]

No one:
rich girls in tyre circa 1200bc: my father, the inventor of purple, will not be happy to hear this

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Casablanca works so well because it's about a love triangle but there's also a 4th guy who would sleep with everyone in that love triangle and he is constantly saying some of the greatest lines in movie history.

[adelle k. @ MCM soon!! @klimtsonian]

I don't want to work in an office I want to have a mysterious and wealthy patron who lets me occupy a wing of their manor in exchange for producing 2-3 paintings a year and attending extravagant social gatherings as a curiosity