that one kim

Verbose. Still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

[Kimya Dawson @mrskimyadawson]

☠️

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@Torcho I’ve switched to Duck Duck Go and find it works better.

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Just sold all my hair to buy a watch chain for my bf for Christmas. Can’t wait for him to open it! It’s going to be the best Christmas ever

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@erinsometimes Wait, was Jesus Christ a Mary Sue?

[that one kim @kimblahs]

I am shooketh

[real Bob Wiley @emgeejay]

@AndyKenareki @fisackerly I initially left a glib reply saying that it's not real, but then I did more research and realized it actually is. here's a version with an introduction from the director. I'm stunned. https://t.co/nFPVOi8zKf

[kim @KimmyMonte]

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@mochamomma Happy Thanksgiving Kelly.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Just so we’re clear here, Assemblyman Voepel’s grandson was the mass shooter in Colorado

[that one kim @kimblahs]

Knock knock, still alive over here?

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Lol what if we all block him

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@Raquita Me

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@misszoot Maybe respond “I can’t eat blank”?

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@ThatEricAlper Naps

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@ThatEricAlper Also the beginning of Terminator 2

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@ThatEricAlper Poltergeist

[that one kim @kimblahs]

@Lisa_S_47 @Apple I can’t know how far ahead they are or it doesn’t work!

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”