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[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Tonight Joe Biden should start off the debate by thanking Donald Trump's probation officer for allowing him to attend

[Tampa International Airport ✈️ @FlyTPA]

Travel influencers be like “come with me as I discover a hidden Florida gem” and it’s literally just Orlando

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

So what you’re saying is that teachers are severely underpaid?

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Not helping HBO advertise that documentary by quoting their tweet. Just wanna inform y’all Renee Bach is a serial killer who murdered 100s of children in Uganda pretending to be a medical professional. And she got away with it, because she’s a white woman who killed Africans.

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

What these men are failing to realize is that this doesn't work anymore. They aren't capable of shaming us because we don't care what they think

This is why they want us to stop working & voting. If they had control over our safety & resources, we'd have to care. But they don't.

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

Welp. I've figured out why our dog, Luna, cries to go outside at 1AM. Every night. Because at 1AM. Every night. Our sprinkler system goes off, sending dozens of toads hopping through the dark, wet grass, and Luna wants to chase the toads. At 1AM. Every night.

[devilette @deviIette]

While Maui is burning, all people care about are their vacations. When Puerto Rico had no electricity after being decimated by a Hurricane, all people cared about were their vacations. This is how tourism & the framing of occupied land as “paradise” dehumanizes native populations

[Emily May @emilykmay]

Everyone thinks their kids are normal until you’re leaving instructions for a sitter and you’re like, “do not open the applesauce pouch all the way- open it halfway, hand it to him, and back away slowly. Also he has to sleep with 3 pacifiers and Lightning McQueen.”

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Holy shit. VP Kamala Harris just responded directly to Ron DeSantis in Florida now: "I will tell you there is no roundtable, no lecture, no invitation we will accept to debate an undeniable fact: there were no redeeming qualities of slavery." THIS is how you handle a racist.

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Kimmi @kimmidyannw]

Sometimes I think I’m not really in the Disney fandom anymore and then hatbox ghost drama happens and I’m like oh wait I’m still deep in this huh

[Kimmi @kimmidyannw]

Wait so society is like cool with this but not with trans names or pronouns ?

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Disney has responded to Gov. DeSantis' request to dismiss the company's lawsuit. In a filing, Disney says "the Governor seeks to evade responsibility for his actions" and asks the court for a July 15, 2024 court date - the same day as the Republican National Convention.

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

imagine screwing up so bad that every muppet on sesame street takes turns dunking on your idea

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

No, slavery did not benefit those who were enslaved.

End of discussion.

[Kimmi @kimmidyannw]

you know you’re old when you used to be excited about things like having the same fave color or the same flavor snack with your bestie and now you’re excited that you’re both taking the same kind of pill 😩

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

If I had a nickel for every time Will Ferrell played a business executive in the fictionalized “real world” of a movie about a popular toy empire, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.