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[Chris Williamson @CWilliamson44]

She’s JOGGING on the damn stairmaster lmaoooo. I understand why that man gave her that look. Whole notha level

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Nigga rlly tore his acl in a life or death situation 😭

[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

He literally explained why you must keep going.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Aye I thought this nigga eyeballs jus fell out LMFAOOO

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

No slow buildup, from here you'll be hitting next after next.. a fucking masterpiece.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

If your child willingly goes to meet a chicken nugget, then that's just natural selection at this point Imao

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[JP 💰 @Awakenjp]

Niggas walking back to their private jets like it's Uber. I'm sick.

[A🍒 @luv_ayanfe]

Being a Nigerian means never knowing what type of news you’re going to wake up to because what is this one now

[JCKIX’s Art @JCKIX_art]

My mom died this morning.

In January 2025, she was diagnosed with Stage 4 lung cancer, which was startling because she never smoked and took great care of herself. Originally she had maybe 3 months to live, but thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, my mom extended her life for another 14 months.

We made the most of that extra time with lots of wonderful conversations and laughter. We even had one of the best Christmases we’ve ever had as a family last year. Alas, in late February her cancer journey took a terrible turn for the worst. We knew this day would come, but no one thought so soon or so suddenly after our relatively “normal” Christmas.

Think of cancer treatment like Tien from Dragon Ball. Do you remember when he held down Second Form Cell with his Tri-Beam attack? That’s exactly how treating Stage 4 cancer works; there’s no way Tien could have defeated Cell, but he was able to hold him down long enough for the androids to escape. In our case, "the androids escaping" meant buying Mom more time of good quality life. I'm forever grateful for the extra time we had with her. Alas, Tien’s strength inevitably failed him, and so did her treatments as her cancer grew more aggressive.

Cancer exists for no purpose other than to take others away from us. Even though her life was cut short, my mom went out on her terms: she died peacefully at home in her own bed.

I’ll be away for a while. Thank you.

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....

[Donald @_donaldishim]

A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.

[Danielic 🇭🇷 @General_D__]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[Bruce R. Fenton @GenomicSETI]

I've said it many times, I view DNA as advanced alien biotechnology used for terraforming worlds. The biological nano machines inside of organisms are next level insane.

[🚂 Wildest Ride @Wildest_Ride]

She passed away tonight surrounded by her closest friends and family.

My heart is broken.

Please pray for me and our two boys.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

💔 Terrible news: Lamisha Musonda has announced on his social media that he has only a few days left to live.

He has been battling a serious illness for two years.

📱 “Life is made up of highs and lows, and no one can truly understand the pain you endure.

These past two years have been particularly difficult and exhausting for me. It is with great sadness that I inform you that I am fighting to regain my health, which explains my absence from social media.

I have had to face the reality: my health is critical and I am now fighting to survive. Your help and your prayers would mean a great deal to me during this time. My family and I are fighting, and I will not give up until my final breath.

As you can see, I was fortunate enough to experience such a beautiful youth… and I still have so much to give. But there are so many wonderful people I would have liked to thank in person. The thought that I may not have the chance to do so saddens me.

I love you all 😪

Lamisha”

We are with him and his family with all our hearts. 🙏

[Tom @CubsfanTom]

The thought of knowing you will die when you sleep is terrifying I pray this poor soul found peace in his final moments

[Ajape Foworanse @UncleZubs]

I hope to God that that is cocaine and not sugar

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

Not me thinking this was assorted meat at a first glance