King Jeffa

My blood runs on coffee and sarcasm

[King Jeffa @king_jeffa]

@kingsleyEz71789 Interested

[Mbabz @Mbabz__]

This tweet needs to get to the right people with resources and manpower.
A young man named Bildad fell into the Longonot Crater yesterday. He is still alive and KWS & Red Cross have been trying to rescue him but they have not been successful so far as he appears to be stuck in a very tricky crevice. The friends and family are calling for as much help as they can possibly get.

[Eric @amerix]

My ex-girlfriend of 6 years texted me.

Her: Hi Rix, I miss you. I still love you, Rix.

Me: Hello, Fuck yourself.

#ManDay

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

If you are busy right now weka tweets kumi about #EndAbductionsKE na uendelee na shughuli yako it still counts.

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

Once when the President was asked whether the Office of the First Daughter existed, he responded: let young Charlene enjoy her youth.Billy Mwangi, Peter Muteti, & Bernard Kavuli should also be allowed to. Fighting social media is pouring petrol to fire. #ABDUCTIONSMUSTEND.

[Mzee Mzima 🇰🇪 @mzee_egh]

We retweet tu doesn't cost you anything
#FreePeterMuteti #FreePsychosins

[Eric @amerix]

Ruto is a man under siege.

He is crying for help.

He needs prayers.

He might appear tough in public but is silently frustrated and in pain.

He has been cornered. The filthy swamp has marooned him.

The June 25th protests disoriented him. He lost direction. He was stripped naked before the whole world.

Yet, he had only 1 job:

• To lift millions of Kenyans from disease, hopelessness, and poverty.

But he forgot this.

He forgot the hustlers, the church, and the youths who foisted him.

Immediately after he got into office, he fell into the dangerous trap of globalists like George Soros and Bill Gates, with the help of Meg Whitman.

Sir, you strut into government corridors with so much Chutzpah and hubris.

You disenfranchised the people.

The people don't like you anymore, no matter what you do or say.

Children don't like you.

Parents don't respect you.

Workers don't like you.

No citizen trusts you.

Raila will not help you.

Uhuru will not help you.

Only the people will help you.

Kenya's problem is not a lack of national unity.

Kenyans are united. The problem is that you are naked, people are telling you but you don't want to listen.

These politicians you are adding to your cabinet will devour you.

They will eat you for lunch.

Don't think they are there to help you. They are there to deflate you, hold you hostage, and finally, conduct a March of Ides, just like it was done to Julius Caesar.

Do you know who killed Julius Caesar?

It was Brutus.

Do you know who Brutus was?

Brutus was Julius Caesar's closest friend. He didn't kill Caesar because he hated him but because the Roman Republic had lost trust in Julius Caesar.

Brutus and his brother-in-law Cassius Longinus plotted the elimination of Caesar.

Caesar had defeated Cassius Longinus, and Caesar's biggest mistake was to bring Cassius into his fold of friends.

On 15th March 44 BC, during the March of Ides, Julius Caesar was assassinated by the people he dined with in the republic.

You have made a lot of blunders. Your political enemies have discovered that you are indecisive and weak.

Bloating your executive administration with political losers is the beginning of your end. You are afraid to stand firm and say, "enough is enough."

These politicians will compete and fight, and the government will be worse, chaotic, and sour.

You have surrounded yourself with Yamune dunderheads who will abandon you when your Brutus will choose a fork in the road.

I am advising you,

Do the right thing.

For the sake of your future,

- Disband the government.

- Dissolve the parliament.

It is only the voice of the people that will salvage you.

Do you know what Julius Caesar told his friend Brutus when the senators stabbed him (Caesar)?

He asked Brutus,

"Et tu, Brute?"

Do you also want to say:

"Akot inye nekitupche? Nepo moet aenge?"

I have told you. If you have ears, you have heard.

The lizard told the stone,

"Even if you pretend that you have not heard, I have told you."

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

This hashtag should start here then go down to the streets.

[King Jeffa @king_jeffa]

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[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

I would really appreciate it if you retweeted my tweets with #PayMedicalInterns pleaseeee 😭😭🙏

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

It’s unfortunate that I have to waste valuable minutes putting grown men like @WilliamsRuto @RailaOdinga @JunetMohamed and @HassanAliJoho in their place.

Where did they get the audacity to lecture Kenyans as if we eat at their homes? Do @MamaRachelRuto or @IdaOdinga feed us?

Do @HassanAliJoho’s Instagram hoodrats feed us?

No these politicians have to address us with respect. Why was @WilliamsRuto throwing tantrums over Adani? Are we the ones who cancelled it or it was @FBI @DOJCrimDiv who exposed his fraudulent ways?

Give us a break you useless morons.

#RutoMustGo

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

We are at a pivotal moment in our nation's history, and the call to serve has never been more urgent. After careful consideration and consultations with trusted advisors, community leaders, and citizens from all walks of life, I am pleased to announce the formation of a Presidential Exploratory Committee.

This committee will thoroughly assess the viability of my candidacy for the 2027 presidential election. Its primary focus will be to engage with the public, gather input on the most pressing challenges facing our nation, and determine how best to address these issues with bold and innovative leadership.

The road ahead requires thoughtful preparation, and this exploratory phase is a crucial step in ensuring that our vision for the future aligns with the hopes and aspirations of Kenyans. I am committed to listening, learning, and building a platform that reflects the values and priorities of our citizens.

Together, we can shape a brighter future. Thank you for your support as we embark on this journey.

[Eric @amerix]

#FreeGaitho

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Male Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

Repost to vote for Emmanuel Wanyonyi 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Voting closes on Sunday 27 October at 11:59 PM CEST.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Male Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

Repost to vote for Letsile Tebogo 🇧🇼 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Voting closes on Sunday 27 October at 11:59 PM CEST.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Track Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

Repost to vote for Faith Kipyegon 🇰🇪 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Voting closes on Sunday 27 October at 11:59 PM CEST.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to thrive and survive alone,

People will abandon you,

Your woman will abandon you,

But your spirit will NOT,

But your inner strength will NOT.

Be your own anchor.

YOU ARE A MAN

#MasculinitySaturday

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

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[colinhacks @colinhacks]

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