SLEVE MCDICHAEL

citizen bystander

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

*speaking to youths*

I know it's "cool" these days for you young people to be "thirsty" for "dick", but the time has come to be thirsty for the biggest dick of all... the love and forgiveness of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

The best part of any state funeral (queen's) is when the Royal Flasher opens his grubby raincoat and reveals his tiny penis to an adoring audience of solemn Mourners. Can't wait

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

making plans to be just like Ulysses and intentionally get lost at sea to avoid spending time with my wife. I am doing this because she eats apples with a knife and fork. like seriously who does that

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

OK so yeah there's this new king but the important question is. Will he convince Stephen Spielberg to let me fuck the E. T. puppet. Inquiring minds must be told

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@alpharivelino The balls are the chin of the cock

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

share your fave Stranger Things moment, mine is when Blperp Terpsichord saved everyone by fucking the monster to distract it, i havent watched the show

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@Baroness_Nichol Just postin' through it.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@Baroness_Nichol "Please don't put in the newspaper that I got owned"

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@SenorTren We make dick sucking great again.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@ConceptualJames It's a completely normal thing to look at your tweets and come to the conclusion that watching a video of you talk isn't worth the time.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@RadishHarmers And that man, was, Alberb Eisntem

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

IT'S TIME TO UNDERSTAND WHAT KNOWLEDGE IS I scream, as I run face first at an Amazon locker

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

Lots of rumours about my involvement in the capitol riots. I was not there to riot, I was there to make a print of my weird ass on all the benches. This is a misunderstanding. Imagine trying to pull your pants down and create ass art with all that going on.............

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@phdrs @RhianEJones If you had a "PoMo textbook" to use as an example, you would have named it by now.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@sarahditum @WarrenGreene Maybe the next advert could be you destroying your own house in a tantrum over a teapot, that could be a more relatable advert for home insurance

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@TDOT1991 @baileyenorton @NotTokenBlack @NancyNorton_TV fucking autocorrect

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@TDOT1991 @baileyenorton @NotTokenBlack @NancyNorton_TV There is a time and place for everything: the time is now, and the place is Norma's hard cock.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@yellow_vincent @RobinCSteel @RealPhilGold @RoxyTall tax is stored in the balls

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@spurtmagoo There is a deleted scene in Gran Torino where he intimidates the gang members by fucking a weasel in half. More than a decade later, this maniac has finally gotten his way. A sad day for the kingdom that is the animal kingdom.

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

@ValVenisEnt Val Penis

[SLEVE MCDICHAEL @kingfunkyboys]

I for one fully support Brenda's efforts to refute the allegations that he drinks hamster semen. BRENDAN O'NEILL DOES. NOT. GUZZLE THE HAMSTER CUM.

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People forget just how “woke” al-Qaeda was. Bin Laden was an environmentalist, he believed in cancel culture, and he embraced the Islamist politics of victimhood. 9/11 was a hyper-violent form of identity politics, says Brendan O’Neill
https://t.co/BQqSsns4lr