Cuddly Cactus

I hated everyone before it was mainstream.

[Seven Samy @SevenSamy]

Don't act like an asshole. Be an asshole.

[🤕 @qehqehlel]

بتحب الصيف؟ هممممم. وبتحب إيه كمان؟ الإبادة الجماعية؟ أفران الغاز؟ الإيدز؟

[Mohamed Ahmed @_ma7ma7ma]

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
الحاجة كان ليها طعم يا عاطف

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

Hello, welcome to adulthood. From now on you won't think you're good enough for anything

[Aly. @AlyMedhat_]

- كنت عايزة طريقة الميثامفيثامين يا شيف علشان فاتتني.
-- من عينيا بس ساي ماي نيم كدة.
- يو ار هايزنبرج.
-- يو ار جادَّامن رايت يا ست الكل.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

I'm sorry I ignored you, but it was the only way to get your attention.

[Cuddly Cactus @Kirobytes]

@OFFICEShoesHelp could you resend it , this time under a different name and different address (2/2)

[Cuddly Cactus @Kirobytes]

@OFFICEShoesHelp I ordered a package which due to a miscommunication from the receptions behalf, got sent back to office, (1/2)

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

Signs you've become Twitter famous

1. You're delusional

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

Don't be embarrassed by who you are. Unless you're stupid. Then you're pretty much fucked.

[Shawn Joseph Niles @Beer4AGoodTime]

I have one more "Good morning beautiful" left if anyone needs it.

[Manguis @TlaxBoy05]

i shave my mustache in november, idgaf

[Menna Ziad @mennaziad93]

They say photos bring back memories? Try perfumes

[Cuddly Cactus @Kirobytes]

@Shebzoo shooting your coach .. I'd miss that too

[shael @5hael]

I wish people that don't know what to do with their hands in photos told me what the fuck I'm suppose to do with my face in photos

[Dina Wassef @DiWassef]

برغم فشلها في تربية معظمكم، كل سنة و أمهاتكم طيبة.