Kelly B

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

Me, middle aged lady on my couch, “Someone fall on it ffs!”

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

ELITE “FALL ON IT!!” play in Pats/Steelers. Your dad was up out his armchair.

[Amanda Godsey @AmandaFGodsey]

I felt like I was being gaslit all week with so many people acting like the problems with the Steelers offense were solved because they beat a bad Atlanta team with no pass rush.

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

@HokieNation5423 Penn State fan who soured on James Franklin about 5 years ago. He can hand pick everything under the sun at VT. Guess what, he’s going to flirt with other jobs (or at least use the flirtation) to shake your university down for more money every year. Watched him do it for years.

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

@MrJayBenz Any of those could be an option, actually

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

@RealCGriff For those cool weather games, my aunt has hot chocolate and soup ready for everyone as we return to the tailgate. Just put a nice shot in that hot chocolate and go. It’s elite.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Cal Ripken Jr. became baseball's new Iron Man on this date in 1995, passing Lou Gehrig with his 2,131st consecutive game played 💪

Ripken's streak would eventually end at 2,632 games. The longest active streak in MLB currently belongs to Matt Olson at 924 games. It would take Olson (32) 11 more seasons to catch Ripken.

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

@HazelAppleyard Only person worse than Dale is mom

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

Ben, having opinions on the QB his ego helped create. Of course he does 🙄

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

Big Ben on keeping both Will Howard and Drew Allar on the roster:

"I don't think you put either one on practice squad because I think someone will scoop them up. You're either keeping all four or you try to put Mason on practice squad and see if you can find a way to keep him.”

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

@LandonTengwall Plot is lost. Shark has jumped. All the sayings.

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

You may continue your tampering, it’s just legal now.

[Brooke Pryor @bepryor]

gentlemen, start your tampering

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

Hey @Walmart, how about a little assistance with my order that was supposed to be delivered on Feb 8 btwn 3-5pm? Your instructions on your app weren’t helpful and your chat is, well, useless.

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

🤡

[James Franklin @coachjfranklin]

Game Week! Let’s do this TOGETHER & go 1-0, Nittany Nation. Northwestern, Northwestern, Northwestern!!! #WeAre

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

Papal News Dump

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Being generationally sandwiched between people who had their brain rotted by cable news and TikTokers who can’t read is going to make for an absolute nightmare era.

[Teddy💛 @Teddy_20]

i am once again asking @steelers

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

'twas the drunkest day ever

[DylanCallaghanCroley @DylanCCOn3]

Last time Penn State played Notre Dame?

Derrick Williams sent the first full Beaver Stadium White Out into a frenzy.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time

[Kelly B @kkbeeeeeee]

These chuckles finally called holding.