Erin Klabunde

Writer, editor, @TheSecondCity alum (toot toot) | bylines @HuffPost @ThisIsAmendo @medium | "'Romantic' with a capital 'R'" — an astute ex

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@nikillinit tweeting for the first time since 2022 just to say...I'm a writer and I want to work with you. "Check your DMs" (I am old and don't even know if that's the socially sanctioned way to tell someone to check their DMs...)

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@imnatecorddry The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

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This is the third post on my brand-new Substack. If you've read it: thank you so, so much. #NaPuReMo*

*National Publishing Regularly Month -- c'mon, let's make it a thing!😅

https://t.co/Cf4C8gNdF0

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

A voice crying out in the wilderness (aka my first-ever post on my first-ever blog):
https://t.co/M2D719LeP7

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

The best part of any first date is when you inform him, "That was a joke."

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

"@diplo and @MacyGraysLife should collab on a new hit single called...Diplomacy."
- text from my brother, Adam, who's not on Twitter

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@Billbrowder @andrewhtravers Seconded - fantastic piece, @andrewhtravers! I'm an NYC-based writer/editor w/ Aspen connections. Please feel free to DM me if I can help in any way.

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

There’s no disappointment quite like going to Versailles and realizing it’s just Caesar’s Palace

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@eimear_mio i was utterly DELIGHTED to receive your postcard -- TY so much! If you DM me your address, I'd love to send one back. // HT @rachsyme for fostering global penpalships

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@austinkleon @ANNELAMOTT's Help Thanks Wow. ❤️

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

She died as she lived: walking across sidewalk cellar doors in NYC, hoping they wouldn’t cave in.

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

Two Giant Fat People
by Hafiz

God and I have become like two giant
fat people living in a tiny boat.

We keep bumping into each other and
laughing.

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@traceyhoytactor @marykarrlit a thousand amens

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

renting movies in 2021: all the pain of decision-making, none of the pleasure of taking home that blue and yellow @blockbuster case.

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@blairsocci @Meredith918 ur so #blessed

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

Verbal Mom gaffes, holiday 2020 edition:
"Canine West" (she meant Kanye)
"the Queen's Trumpet" (you guessed it)
"turducken" (she meant...

...cronut)

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@taffyakner @Meredith918

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😂

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Promise you'll think about it??? xoxo

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

@NYTimesPR I have your next great idea. I promise - it's a good one! here we go: I subscribe to the Sunday print edition. My champagne problem: it's just SO large, and I am, sadly, incapable of reading nearly as much of it as I'd like. More explanation to follow, but basically,

[Erin Klabunde @klabundles]

from time to time. And I'm a devoted reader of the magazine - I'll let them pile up for months and read the whole backlog. But I don't let the other sections pile up because...well, it's just so much paper. Hence, my notion of a weekly or biweekly curation.