trannnyrex

crazy catwoman, insomniac/ s.p.martyr

[Only Way is Essex @OnlyWayIsEssex]

You heard @ITVBe right! There's a #TOWIM viewing party on 'OnlyWayIsEssex' Snapchat right now!

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I can tell from your selfies that your
cleavage is writing checks your tits
can't cash.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

drop your expectations nice and slow and nobody gets hurt

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

You

can

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really

really

really

really

really

really

really

irritate

people

by

retweeting

this.

[trannnyrex @kmadds68]

@Kyoketsu_Shoge far far far away. *miigration bitch

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, "Is this him."

[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

You don't need to understand me to enjoy me.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

With the right person there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.

[Ex Mrs Fun @mrs_fun]

The problem with trouble is that it always starts off as fun, always.

[✨WendyDarling�� @wendchymes]

I'm a woman of a certain age, I guess. Mainly because I'm so old now, even I can't seem to be certain of my exact age when asked.

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

I'm NOT being impatient.

You're just fucking slow.

[ꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ @VioIentFemme]

You don't get to pick who you're drawn to. You just are.

[Marco Almeida© @bigcanadiano]

If your idea of sovereignty somehow makes you feel abominable it accentuates how naive a thinker you are so only fools can better judge you.

[Catfish&theBottlemen @thebottlemen]

ACL FESTIVAL ROUND 2 TODAY!

See you all at The Honda Stage at 4:30!

📷BobCam#

@aclfestival

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

I scream, but not out loud. I joke out loud. Like it's funny, you know.

[The Planet @ShipInTheKnight]

Sometimes winning is just the tough job of avoiding the shrapnel from your opponent's implosion.

[Tony @tsm560]

I'm listening, I lied.

[✨ KasHi ✨ @RajputKashi]

Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking...

[marc @bighandsmassuer]

You rang?

Don't