Natalie Stroud

let me be myself. if you know me, no you dont.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

Totality is near

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

“Xoxo, Gossip Girl. And Gossip Girl turned out to be Jeff right?”- Nat
Who is JEFF?!

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

“What are Lorde’s fans called? The Disciples?” -Nat

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

When I was little my neighbors & I tried to recreate BBQ sauce by looking at the ingredients list on Sweet Baby Rays. We thought Red 40 meant we needed to mix in 40 drops of red food dye.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

Just had a dream that Audrina Patridge was the Assistant District Attorney lol

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i love having a tattoo it’s like. let me get in my car and go to the store. with my tattoo

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

You know what I hate? Men who whistle in public. No one wants to hear your annoying little mouth sounds.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

I just woke up from a dream where the dream-people used the term ex-fant. As in, ex-infant. To describe adults.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

I am so sad.

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

Sometimes one hour is all it takes to change your life.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

I think it's time to get back to tweeting.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

Why do I NEED a boyfriend with a face tattoo?!

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

@sarrrrrahemery @SenTedCruz But look at how hard he's working, Sarah! 😂🙄

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

@alliegshow Katie is the voice of reason this season.

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

@t_lebz Tess lol

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

@chrissyteigen https://t.co/2EnQ260OJj

Thank you!

[Natalie Stroud @knattyice]

@sarrrrrahemery Why have political ads started making me emotional? Lol