joscelyn kooistra

the human embodiment of a dustpan | carillon, dynamical systems, and cats 🔔💞🦋🐈🏳️‍⚧️

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@FinitePhysicist the biggest flaw w Monty Hall is that the host is assuming that i don't want a goat

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

can we maybe NOT bomb higher education institutions¿ or elementary schools, for that matter.

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@littmath stanisław ulam rolling in his grave 🙊

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

unhinged behaviour

[Sam Altman @sama]

I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took.

Thank you for getting us to this point.

[Chris Drew @Thechrisdrew33]

AS LONG AS I HAVE MY GREEN TEA I AM HAPPY

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@sanmking @littmath Not an expert; the competitive constraints on problem-solving weren't followed by the LLM.

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@Yampeleg You are heating water significantly, implying a major consumption of power in order to convert to heat.

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@littmath share the list

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

ron weasley who is also closeted gay but hermione is a pansexual and actually hooks up w gerald weasley (formerly ginny) and they are a couple and then ron and harry have a really romantic but not sexual gay relationship

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

hi @jk_rowling i had a good idea for a fanfic of HP:
what if harry is closeted gay but like the male opposite of a TERF such that when ginny comes out as transmasc he is disgusted by her and also can't use her as a beard anymore but then hermione has a bad relationship w/ (1/n)

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@paloobi thank you 💞☮️✌️🕊️

[Rota 🚪🧎‍♂️ @pli_cachete]

Terence Tao on the supposed Gold from OpenAI at IMO

[Kimia Nora @kimianora]

Your brain changes every time you break a routine.

Take a different route home. Use your non-dominant hand. Interrupt your autopilot.

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@ClarkJude @zoomafrika1 @grok no

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

Yeah, a lot of us are shocked.

[Chloe Cole ⭐️ @ChloeCole]

The highest court in the land ruled that there is, in fact, no such thing as a transgender child.

I’m still in shock.

[Dr. Dominic Ng @DrDominicNg]

In a stunning experiment, mice with a fatal childhood brain disease (Leigh Syndrome) lived 4x longer just by breathing less oxygen.

Instead of dying at 2.5 months, they lived nearly a year - and brain scans showed damage actually reversing.

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@littmath at least he kept santa ono out of a job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Quanta Magazine @QuantaMagazine]

Manu Prakash has invented “frugal science” tools that drastically reduce the cost of diagnosing malaria. In a conversation with @mollymherring, he discusses the advantages of following curiosity: “Observation is a practice, and if you don’t practice, you lose it.” https://t.co/M8EvgzbZLu

[joscelyn kooistra @kooipond]

@miniapeur yes

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Today I saw an image of how autistic people walk.

I didn’t know people actually have a name for this behavioural pattern which is “Continuous Dijkstra”