Krista Boozer

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

Trying to find the balance in having a “words of affirmation” love language while believing the idea “other peoples opinions of me are none of my business”. Growth is a process

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are. so many humans in the household right now. the odds that a snack. will hit the floor. are the highest they have been. in several years

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am sorry. for not having many thoughts lately. sometimes no thought. is a beautiful thing

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I would like to step into a Hallmark movie. And never leave.

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Almost forgot 😅

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

@brittonyoung26 I’m here babe I’m here

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

@brittonyoung26 Okay hold on let me download it

[tate @50FirstTates]

the banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. u could hold it up like "haha hello?" and make ur friends die laughing. but these times are behind us. phones r just rectangles now. we need a replacement food. i hereby nominate the ice cream sandwich

[Jes @mmmyfe]

Gonna turn this Pizza Hut into a Pizza Home

[Kevin @KevinGShanks]

I just got kicked out of a flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Fran called. She wants to buy up all the Tic Tacs before they are banned.

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

@HeyyDalis Not really fair bc you make everything look cute

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

How do you make scrub caps look cute? Asking for a friend

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

If “tropical thumb” was a thing it would be my head in this scrub cap

[nicolle 🇭🇳🍅 @itnicolle]

truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

@Rohn_Jonald True

[Krista Boozer @kristaboozer]

Back on here bc FB is whack. Why did I ever

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*