Kevin Likes

Just a Ute in Hoosierland.

[Michael F. Cannon 🇮🇪🇺🇸 @mfcannon]

The best goals are not the hardest or most precise shots.

They are the goals where your opponent is helpless to stop it and must watch it slowly unfold, because you out-thought them.

[Jonathan H. Adler @jadler1969]

🤔

[Hanlon's Laser @aphofer]

No, it is entirely a tempest in a social media Neti Pot.

[Hanlon's Laser @aphofer]

The vague acronym under which all sorts of weird discriminatory and censorial agendas were smuggled into institutions is now forbidden under a vague law that will serve more weird, censorial and discriminatory agendas.

Well done, America.

[Functor Fact @FunctorFact]

What is Category Theory Anyway?
By Tai-Danae Bradley

https://t.co/nBsq99QBjr

[Tadhg Fleming @tadhgfleming_]

Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️

[Kevin Likes @ktlikes]

@katrinagulliver File a bug report with the maker of my calendar app.

[Timothy B. Lee @binarybits]

I think a lot of liberals underestimate how much this kind of behavior erodes the norms of social trust and solidarity that make societies work well.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

To own the libs, I turned on all the burners on my gas stove without igniting them. They've been running for the past three hours.

[Algebra Etc. @AlgebraFact]

The number of zeros in the binary representation of a Fermat prime is a Mersenne number.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

The suggestion that conservatives have just imagined a war on gas stoves as part of a culture war is actual, literal gaslighting.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Everyone searching for reasons why this is “not as bad as Trump” is doing this wrong. That’s not the standard. Let the facts play out and then respond accordingly. Trump doesn’t set the minimal standard of behavior. The law does.

[Kevin Likes @ktlikes]

@GrammarTable Depends how fancy I'm feeling.

[Michael F. Cannon 🇮🇪🇺🇸 @mfcannon]

What’s this “nearly” stuff?

South Dakota MUST recognize out-of-state licenses for medical professions. All of them. Even those South Dakota doesn’t license (e.g., dental therapists).

To do otherwise is to deny people health care.

[Corny Doug @zamoose]

@vboykis Strong "relative sizes of astronomical bodies" vibe.

[Bill the Lizard @lizardbill]

It's been one of those weeks.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Fake Theme Park @FakeThemePark]

Congrats to our #GoldenGlobes winners!

TV
• Most Skippable Opening Sequence
• Most Unexpected Nudity
• Least Binge-Worthy Series

FILM
• Best Representation of All Minorities by One Ethnically Ambiguous Actor
• Best Mid-Credits Scene
• Least Convincing CGI Character