lesliie

dont seperate what you do from who you are

[king Solomon @Neyogems]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule.

The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Just to clarify since it’s not written on the damn bottle: no tear shampoo only prevents IRRITATION tears, not emotional tears

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[morgan witwer @morganwitwer22]

I do not speak about anything political on twitter but if I did I WOULD BE GOING OFF TODAY 🤦🏼‍♀️

[tonÿ @tonywang789]

Jonas Brothers performing “Burning Up” on SNL.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I’m ashamed to be part of a country whose legal system does not value the lives of innocent children. Teachers. Students. Human beings.

[Mike @mikewillfly]

gentle reminder that the earth is dying and so are we

[T @TT_FromMTV]

Nobody:

Dr. Strange:

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[after surgery]

doctor: you'll never walk again

me: oh god

doctor: the heely implants were a success

[DOOP @ajzfern]

Did you know that the $1Billion + that has been donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

[Austin⚡️Graham @AustingrahamZ1]

Just give me coffee for the things I can change, and tequila for the things I can’t