Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬

Ojame

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

By 1879, Uganda 🇺🇬 was the only place in the world where C-section were performed to save both mother and baby.

European observers documented this practice, which used local tools, herbal anesthetics, & antiseptics.

[Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬 @laban_jean]

I have never carried an umbrella 😂

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

People are getting way too comfortable being horrible human beings

[Ofwono Opondo P'Odel @OfwonoOpondo]

So what's 'interestingly' here? The CORE question which you haven't answered remains whether the alleged 'bias' is an offense in our law books! I hear that you're a LAWYER.

[Ofwono Opondo P'Odel @OfwonoOpondo]

Hulu, is it an offense or crime in Ugandan law books for a media house or person to be biased against the state or gov7? Please Cite one.

[Eric @amerix]

Disrespectful people don't deserve your energy, attention, and value.

Don't offer your resources to people who insult you.

[Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬 @laban_jean]

@Jbamax My mother respects me enough not to touch my wife

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Testing to see if designs are earthquake resistant

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

England fans to Arsenal: Corner Kick FC

England fans when they rely on scoring from corners:

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

BREAKING NEWS: NTV Uganda, Spark TV forced off air as Daily Monitor shutdown on Gen Muhoozi order

Details👇🏽
https://t.co/LjJUc9ow4S

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Arthur ANGUMYA @ArthurFour4]

President @BillClinton was left stunned. 🤣

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

Koboko pupil, 13, shot dead as security opens fire on rioting students https://t.co/rin4eFixkv #MonitorUpdates

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Anyone that enjoys staying alone a lot is mentally unstable

[Felix @felixherbt]

Nigeria discovered oil in 1956
The UAE discovered it 1958

Today, the UAE worth $700 billion
Nigeria is $500 billion in debt

Same resources, same decade, opposite results!

[Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬 @laban_jean]

@lisathebeauty1 No

[Dr. Nalukwago @NalukwagoJudith]

It’s interesting the fence sitters and the NRM are on @HEBobiwine calling him to be the bigger person, not to spread hate etc.

I have never seen any of them call out Museveni or his son when they come out praising themselves for killing and imprisoning Ugandans. They never condemn police or military for any violence. They are always silent.

But look at them now, they are piling on an opposition leader to be the bigger person while always hiding their heads in sand.

[Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda @SsemujjuIN]

Muhoozi has asked NRM MPs to set fire on the house in which they are seated. As usual, they are fighting over the matchbox each wanting to be the one to do it. That is what the amendment of the administration of parliament act means. This law was enacted to strengthen Parliament and make it independent of the executive. The beneficiary are saying, lets dismantle it. First they targeted @AnitahAmong, now it is @JoelSsenyonyi: wait for your turn!

[Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬 @laban_jean]

@NamaraDennisMP @JoelSsenyonyi Mbu honorable 😂😂

[Laban Jean Okello 🇺🇬 @laban_jean]

@DaudiKabanda Uganda