Naughty Zeus

King of the Sky and Storms, of Gods and of Men, Lord of Hot Glowsticks in the sky, but even I kneel before DAT BOOTY! #TwitterDeities

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

The legends and myths from my time describe our heroes; people, mortal or not, who would face and fight any obstacle they come to. You, reading this, fighting your daily battles, you are a hero too. And, As long as I’m here, you will never be alone. https://t.co/vUJ2oB5kQI

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

USA: 1-800-273-TALK
UK: 116 123
These are the Suicide Helplines you can call if you need help with the seemingly unhelpable.

You're not alone in thinking these thoughts and these professionals will help you to recover.If you don't want to call, please talk to friends or family.

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@MetalMusic2000 @ActualPoseidon @SonOfGodAndMan @TheTweetOfGod @s8n @realGrimReaper_ #FakeNews

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@ErisTheGoddes Thaaaat was actually me. This is why we need to make sure we’re not on the same blind date programs

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

What the actual fuck? HOW THE HELL IS THAT FISHFUCKER WINNING?!

[Envy @EnvyIsSalt]

Which metaphysical entity has fucked the most hoomans?
1) @The_Real_Lust_
2) @ActualPoseidon
3) @ladykillerzeus
4) Dominique Strauss-Kahn

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@HalophilaOvalis Possibly my new favorite gif

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

Sweet! Robot arm!

... wait, I’m a Leo, right? When was I born again...

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@JustSayH0 I have my doubts, but I’m not about to kinkshame

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

Fuck, the Christians (catholics?) have the pewds. Time to try and out do em. Any of my people online creators?

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@HadesBetter @SonOfGodAndMan Tell that to the humans.

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@HadesBetter @SonOfGodAndMan But Jesus said so

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@RSun82 I much prefer appearing in person to say creepy things. Otherwise my divine form doesn’t compensate for the creepiness xD

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@BOLDBATHSHEBA @StPeterGateKeep @SecretStashAvon @SonOfGodAndMan 😭 that’s the first time anyone’s thanked me in centuries

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

Happy birthday, @SonOfGodAndMan
And to the rest of you, a very marry Christmas — but I am NOT SANTA!

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@liedetector86 I let them in my toy chest

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@TheGodOfDeathA1 @GoodKingSolomon “Leave yourself open, and you will never be wrong” - Me, 2k18

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@TheGodOfDeathA1 @GoodKingSolomon More than five

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@TheGodOfDeathA1 @GoodKingSolomon Only when thinking about you, sweetly 😘

[Naughty Zeus @ladykillerzeus]

@mary_motherof @SonOfGodAndMan Ha, puns