Lainey Harvey

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@TheFunkyGumbo Lmao same

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@GrantDbvc Only facts

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@GrantDbvc maybe stop using plastic utensils ya dick

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@sarahleboeuf23 you can have my sticker

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@nikodup1 I've eaten an entire meal at copeland's with my car running outside 🙃

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

When my neuro professor refers to tests as "celebrations of knowledge"

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@sleboeuf23 OMG I KNOW I may or may not have cried the first time I saw it. It just makes me so happy.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Mate have you ever had garlic bread https://t.co/hu3YXeUBnl

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@sleboeuf23 ouch

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

All I want for Christmas is to go back in time and have worn my retainer for the past seven years.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

The age-old dilemma: do I stay in and question why I never go out or do I go to the party and remind myself why I never leave the house?

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

My 7 year old cousin wrote "social studies shit" on her homework calendar. Same.

[Matt Shirley @mattsurely]

Sorry for the awkward silence, people I talk to, I was trying to think of something funny to say and you know what it just didn't happen.

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

People laugh at me getting pulled around by a tiny dachshund, but they don't understand the advantages of a low center of gravity.

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

#ThisPsychMajor hashtag has me feeling like a little bit of a failure. #ThisPsychMajor went to class today. And also showered, soo...

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@MlleSobel https://t.co/3AburZNYTg

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@MlleSobel #vintage

[Lainey Harvey @laineycait]

@MlleSobel https://t.co/vmeCI3ph8C

[Gitchie Gitchie Carrie Coon @supersailorthot]

my client saw that it was raining and took a COACH BAG out of her BIRKIN!! and put the BIRKIN IN THE COACH BAG!!!!!!!!